Goat “Jailbreak” Wreaks Havoc On Elevated Highway
As if New Jersey roads aren’t clogged enough already:
This goat grabbed her “get out of jail free” card and hoofed it.
The intrepid animal, named ‘Sky’ by police, went rogue on New Jersey’s Pulaski Skyway during Tuesday’s morning rush hour.
Small, chocolate brown, and armed with a will to survive, the escapee darted back and forth over a central divider along one of the busiest roadways in Northern New Jersey. She stubbornly evaded the clutches of five Jersey City police officers. …
Sky disrupted traffic along east bound and westbound lanes from 7:10 a.m. until almost 9 a.m, causing a four-vehicle accident. There were no injuries, police said.
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