Breaks Into Cop Car Shouting ‘I Love Jesus Christ’
And witnessing the break in in Los Angeles was a person in a Darth Vader outfit.
Yes, this individual utilizes two large metal construction stakes to smash the windows of a police vehicle. As he did so, he cried, “I love Jesus Christ!” He reached into the car, pulled out the laptop, and walked away. The whole thing was caught on camera, and the camera also picked up the fact that Darth Vader was one of the key witnesses.
Police arrived on the scene within minutes, and they soon learned it wasn’t just Darth Vader who saw what happened, Superman was on the scene too. He said, “It’s not my job to jump in the middle.” Yeah, sure, Superman.
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.