Man Found Dead In Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer
The 26-year-old Texas man died inside an industrial fortune cookie mixer.
The police are investigating, and foul play is not suspected. Hopefully someone has also called the Occupational Safety & Health Administration.
We ask that you be circumspect about any bad puns about the man’s fortune you might be tempted to leave in the comments.
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.