Man Buys Penis Enlarger, Receives Magnifying Glass
On his purchase, he came up a bit short.
To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself.
The victim of an elaborate scam, which cost him the equivalent of £100 for a £5 magnifyer has been named only as Ong, the chairman of Malaysia’s customer complaints bureau, Mr Seri Michael Chong, told The Star newspaper.
‘As you can imagine, he is feeling rather disgruntled,’ said Mr Chong.
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
craig7120 June 4th, 2014 at 9:36 am
As soon as my lawsuit is settled from the xray glasses I bought, I intend to get my money fully refunded from these crooks! Magnifying glass…so not funny.
Dwendt44 June 4th, 2014 at 12:37 pm
Sell it to the Robot he could use one.
fahvel June 4th, 2014 at 4:56 pm
good point D
mea_mark June 4th, 2014 at 10:13 am
At least he has a magnifying glass to read the fine print, maybe it won’t happen again.
Billy Jackson June 4th, 2014 at 10:31 am
Man, that’s the oldest dick…I mean trick in the book.
Thanks for the warning, Mark.
Red Eye Robot June 4th, 2014 at 10:55 am
In other news Alan just got a new magnifying glass in the mail
William June 4th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
Holy sea monkeys. This guy just doesn’t know what it takes to overcome his shortcomings. In ‘Murica it’s so easy.
Selena60 July 16th, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Promoted book: How To Make Money
Customer receives a 100 page book with every page reading: Get a job at the mint.