Hospital Nurse Arrested For Penis Collection
The Croatian nurse was keeping jars of penises he’d taken from the dead.
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The unnamed 52-year-old man, who worked as a registered nurse at a city hospital in Slavonski Brod, was arrested last week on charges of disturbing the deceased, Queerty reports.
In his apartment, police found “a few glass jars” full of penises, preserved in formaldehyde.
“On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital,” a hospital spokesperson said, according to Queerty. “Our apologies to families of the deceased.”[su_sky_ad]
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Roctuna August 18th, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Very strange necrophiliac trend going today. What’s up with that?
Eric Trommater August 18th, 2014 at 2:06 pm
It was always there it is just being reported more.
Anomaly 100 August 18th, 2014 at 1:51 pm
I pinky swear it. It was not me. Maybe Carla though…
Carla Akins August 18th, 2014 at 1:58 pm
Liar. I’ve never been to Europe. Hmmm, I wonder who has been….
tiredoftea August 18th, 2014 at 2:12 pm
Check her passport when you get there.
Carla Akins August 18th, 2014 at 3:17 pm
Hey, you don’t trust me?
Anomaly 100 August 18th, 2014 at 3:31 pm
Not with a perfectly good penis.
Carla Akins August 18th, 2014 at 3:51 pm
Smart
mmaynard119 August 18th, 2014 at 9:06 pm
T2 – it’s even worse. They have had you cloned.
tiredoftea August 18th, 2014 at 11:46 pm
I hardly felt it!
Anomaly 100 August 18th, 2014 at 2:15 pm
They were old penises and no one was using them, mmkay?
tiredoftea August 18th, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Speak for yourself.
Carla Akins August 18th, 2014 at 3:16 pm
So many possibilities with that statement…
tiredoftea August 18th, 2014 at 2:12 pm
I soooo believe you.
Anomaly 100 August 18th, 2014 at 2:15 pm
I see you recognize one of them in the jar.
tiredoftea August 18th, 2014 at 2:54 pm
Not after Whisperz chewed it all to hell.
Anomaly 100 August 18th, 2014 at 3:31 pm
She has her rights!
Eric Trommater August 18th, 2014 at 2:08 pm
Something has to be done about the all these people who collect things. I blame Pokemon. It’s a gateway drug!
R.J. Carter August 18th, 2014 at 2:17 pm
I can quit buying comics any time I want to.
Billy Jackson August 18th, 2014 at 2:25 pm
Yeah, but have you ever had a Vlasic Dickle?
Roctuna August 18th, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Vlasic Snack-ems used to be my favorite, but now…
raincheck August 18th, 2014 at 6:55 pm
lol
Bill Schmalfeldt August 18th, 2014 at 3:55 pm
So? Dude liked penises. Is that a crime? Well, other than the cutting them off and storing them in formaldahyde part… Was he using them for anything? Modeling them into chess pieces, perhaps? Did he draw little faces on them and name them? Make little hats and outfits for them? Trot them out for special occasions to delight his guests? Hang them from the Christmas tree? Prank his friends who thought he was offering them a Vienna Sausage? So many things one could use the severed wally-wally of a dead guy for. You just have to think CREATIVELY! It’s a GOOD thing. Luv, Martha Stewart.
Larry Schmitt August 19th, 2014 at 12:29 pm
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burqa August 18th, 2014 at 10:46 pm
Cynthia Plaster Caster, call your office.
Roy Blankenship August 20th, 2014 at 3:46 pm
We need more articles like this, These are the funniest comments I have ever read.