CBS Sports Hacked, Translated Into Mock Ebonics
It was not a good day for the webmasters at CBS Sports.
For about an hour this afternoon, there was a link at the “Recommended” section of the site saying “Redskins up wit f**k-ups: RG3 carted off (ankle), Deshizzle Jackson (shoulder.)”
If you clicked that link, you were taken a Gizoogled version of the CBS Sports page. Gizoogle is a program that translates the writing on any webpage into a profanity-laced, mock Ebonics style of proze. For a while, everything on the site – headlines, articles, picture captions, etc. – was written in Gizoogle form.
Tommy6860 September 15th, 2014 at 10:15 pm
Gizoogle reminds me of the pornolizer site and that one was a hoot.
zaz_cag September 15th, 2014 at 11:14 pm
This site’s good too: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
Suzanne McFly September 16th, 2014 at 10:41 am
That’s pretty funny right there, I don’t care who you are lol
juicyfruityyy September 15th, 2014 at 10:35 pm
Oh well. They speak, hear, and know the foul language. I’m sure porn is not new to them, either.
zaz_cag September 15th, 2014 at 11:14 pm
Right on! I dig!
Obewon September 16th, 2014 at 12:57 am
Fershnickered! BSD Unix has long featured a similar ‘jive’ command translating output.
Next-up: GOP & RNC websites translated into Teabonics ‘eye r taken my cuntry back to the bable’s teaklanistan family valueless.’
Skydog2 September 16th, 2014 at 4:13 am
What is Teabonics?
Carla Akins September 16th, 2014 at 5:01 am
The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.
Larry Schmitt September 16th, 2014 at 6:34 am
They’re all a bunch of morans.
Skydog2 September 16th, 2014 at 7:13 am
An insult or an observation?
Carla Akins September 16th, 2014 at 7:26 am
Both, I believe.