Disgraced Televangelist Now Selling ‘End Of The World Biscuits’
Jim Bakker, whose sex scandal ended his ministry and whose fraud conviction put him in prison, is now hawking Apocalypse survival gear.
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On his website for his latest TV program, “The Jim Bakker Show,” the 74-year-old sells everything from bulk “End of the World Biscuits,” “Extreme Survival Bottles” — two for $57 — and extreme cold-weather apparel.
The evangelist, who considers himself one of today’s experts on the Book of Revelation, appears motivated by the prophetic scriptures in the Bible, which warn of the Rapture — where Christians will be taken by God into heaven — and the second-coming of Christ…
The majority of the food sources appear in the form of beans, such as the $3,000 “Time of Trouble” tub, which contains 7,728 servings of black bean burger pouches.
Others include a mixed array of “End of the World Gravy” and “Kevin’s Krazy Lasagna” in large, tightly-packed containers.[su_csky_ad]
juicyfruityyy September 16th, 2014 at 12:47 pm
So, what is his slogan? “Eating a prayer biscuit a day. Helps keep death away”.
tiredoftea September 17th, 2014 at 12:53 am
No, “Be regular while you wait for the rapture.”
tiredoftea September 16th, 2014 at 12:51 pm
Umm, OK. Has anyone told him that 2012 came and went?
R.J. Carter September 16th, 2014 at 12:54 pm
Jim’s been selling this survivalist foodstuffs for a good number of years now.
Those are some really stale biscuits.
tiredoftea September 16th, 2014 at 1:19 pm
Did Tammy bake them from when he was in jail?
Ol Blue September 16th, 2014 at 3:55 pm
That’s why you need the “End of the World Gravy”. Of course the gravy is just as old so you’re also gonna need some “End of the World Pepto-Dismal”.
fancypants September 16th, 2014 at 1:05 pm
if the merchandise isn’t autographed by either G.gordon liddy or William Devane, I don’t want it.
William September 16th, 2014 at 1:10 pm
I bet the apocalypse looks something like this. Heh, heh.
http://io9.com/5882369/jim-bakkers-christian-amusement-park-is-now-a-post-apocalyptic-ghost-town
tiredoftea September 17th, 2014 at 12:52 am
Jim will be happy to charge all the apocolyptee’s a hefty admission fee, plus parking, of course.
Spirit of America September 16th, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Would anyone want to be in same bomb shelter as a group that just ate ” 7,728 servings of black bean burger pouches”…
fredoandme September 16th, 2014 at 1:56 pm
not me. but.
won’t the Christians all be gone? how will they even need any of this stuff if they’ve already been ruptured? god ran out of manna?
does he think I’M going to buy any of it?
not bloody likely.
Spirit of America September 16th, 2014 at 2:07 pm
was just joking….
fredoandme September 16th, 2014 at 2:19 pm
I’m not.
Spirit of America September 16th, 2014 at 2:33 pm
I figured. But you have some things incorrect pertaining to how it is supposed to happen.
fredoandme September 16th, 2014 at 3:03 pm
don’t matter. it isn’t going to happen.
besides, I’ve heard quite a number of scenarios; just depends on who you’re speaking to and which kind of crazy they espouse.
of course, you might be referring to those who think the world will be destroyed AFTER they leave.
yeah. good luck with that.
GreatLakeSailor September 16th, 2014 at 3:57 pm
I was going to point out the same logical SNAFU. He’s selling to heathens that’ll be left behind. So by buying what he’s selling, they’re admitting they’re bad christians (whatever that actually means). I doubt any potential customers will figure that out.
fredoandme September 16th, 2014 at 6:19 pm
I knew a woman who vacationed at ptl land and told me that she could feel god’s presence.
I bet he liked the tilt-a-whirl best.
Shades September 16th, 2014 at 4:36 pm
That’s what I thought. All the “good guys” will be taken away and not have to deal with whatever.
R.J. Carter September 16th, 2014 at 4:53 pm
That all depends on whether they take a pre-Tribulation, mid-Tribulation, or post-Tribulation approach to the end times. Theories vary.
GreatLakeSailor September 16th, 2014 at 3:57 pm
That’s how they’ll power the generators.
burqa September 16th, 2014 at 6:48 pm
Stupid me.
Too damned lazy to sell End Times Beano.
Jay Winston September 16th, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Still a grifter.
Maxx44 September 16th, 2014 at 2:09 pm
I think “Kevin’s Krazy” says it all.
A question: When Jesus “comes back”, where will he materialize? I mean, he can’t be everywhere, so how will anyone who’s not at his chosen landing spot even know he’s back?
Joe Bosse September 16th, 2014 at 5:36 pm
You’ll know he’s back when they re-crucify the heretic.
Dwendt44 September 17th, 2014 at 12:22 am
He’s not coming back. He lied about that.
Ol Blue September 16th, 2014 at 3:11 pm
And Loon Pie for dessert.
Suzanne McFly September 16th, 2014 at 3:32 pm
Anyone that gives this bastard any money deserves to lose it IMO
GreatLakeSailor September 16th, 2014 at 4:11 pm
Bakker’s survival biscuits: dog treats with the “Milk Bone” logo scratched off.
Dwendt44 September 17th, 2014 at 12:28 am
I see he found another empty headed blonde bimbo with big hair.
Gullible people will never learn.
mmaynard119 September 17th, 2014 at 9:16 am
Jake, Elwood and Jim. Where’s Tammy Faye? But no ricochet biscuits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE
majii September 17th, 2014 at 6:01 pm
Once a grifter, always a grifter.