Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible Take On Obama’s Immigration Action
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He’s “giving the American people the middle finger” and “endangering our nation” sing-songs Sarah Palin on her Facebook page. It’s unclear if this was ad-libbed or if it’s something she’s reading, but it might as well have been ad-libbed, as it’s a rambling diatribe with no direction. “He doesn’t know how things work,”says the governor who didn’t want to work through her compete term. Obama “just doesn’t care” she concludes, shortly before she runs out of insults. (h/t Political Wire)[su_csky_ad]
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Maxx44 November 22nd, 2014 at 10:11 pm
The most inarticulate moron ever to claim to be a politician, Caribou Barbie continues to illustrate why she’s a never ending source of amusement for us lefties.
Boehner-Monkey November 22nd, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Where the party at?
Obewon November 22nd, 2014 at 11:36 pm
‘Highhh. Thizzz is Saharaaaa. Where be Glen Rice at?..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….’
Foundryman November 22nd, 2014 at 10:32 pm
Drunk again Sarah?
burqa November 22nd, 2014 at 10:45 pm
We’re going to miss her when she’s gone.
She’s the Professor Irwin Korey of politics!
Obviously, she’s keeping her mukluk in the ring for 2016 and is making a move to appear more stupid than the rest of the pack. This is just part of her campaign to get the nomination from the GOP, which is determined by winning the RIGHT WING DUNCE CONTEST.
Sarah moves up one place and back into the rarified air of the top 5.
LET’S GO TO THE LEADERBOARD FOR THE LATEST STANDINGS!:
1) Mitt Romney
2) Michele Bachmann
3) Nyewt Gingrich
4) Steven King
5) Sarah Palin
6) Rick Santorum
7) greasy-haired Rand Paul
8) Donald Trump
9) Herm Cain
10) Peter King
11) Christine O’ Donnell
12) Louis Gohmert
13) Paul Ryan
14) Eric Cantor
15) Tim Pawlenty
16) Rudy Giuliani
17) Allen West
18) Todd Akin
19) “Mo” Brooks
20) Rick Perry
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 5:34 am
How come Rand gets an adjective? If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d do a matching game. Match the adjective to the candidate, i.e. cantelope calves = Steven King.
Larry Schmitt November 23rd, 2014 at 10:17 am
Wide stance = Larry Craig
burqa November 23rd, 2014 at 10:46 am
At one time I had a few others in there, not necessarily adjectives. Like I used to give Romney a nickname, “Rhymes with,” as in “Rhymes with” Mitt Romney. But then I and the judges decided it looked better having the one stand out like that.
Well, I, er, we, did spell ‘Newt’ the way I do to convey proper pronunciation.
And we couldn’t help but bracket Mo Brooks’ name in quotation marks……The dunce contest has been going on since early 2008, by the way…
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 5:36 am
I thought that was a birds nest on Rand’s head…
Larry Schmitt November 23rd, 2014 at 10:15 am
The difference of course is, that the Professor was deliberately obfuscatory. In the words of Donald Rumsfeld, she doesn’t know what she doesn’t know.
burqa November 23rd, 2014 at 10:37 am
Huh?
“deliberately”?
You sure ’bout that?
Larry Schmitt November 23rd, 2014 at 10:47 am
About the Professor? Yes, I’m sure. Here is proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxtN0xxzfsw
mmaynard119 November 23rd, 2014 at 11:34 am
The world’s foremost authority is a hero of mine. If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.Professor Irwin Corey
Tim Coolio November 22nd, 2014 at 10:46 pm
How lucky are we not to have had her one senior heartbeat away from the presidency.
fancypants November 22nd, 2014 at 10:51 pm
Horse shoes and hand grenades
the good part is it doesn’t look like the senate agrees with anything she says
burqa November 23rd, 2014 at 1:10 am
She coulda been one heartbeat fro having her finger on the button!
Tommy6860 November 22nd, 2014 at 10:55 pm
I think if she drank a bottle of booze before trying to ooze even simple words from her mouth, she may actually make a point and some sense, though it still wouldn’t lead to anything meaningful.
KKK southern punk November 22nd, 2014 at 11:13 pm
Johnny picked this thing to run for his VP , now hes in charge of our armed forces , I am getting nervous
Obewon November 22nd, 2014 at 11:20 pm
A half-term meth snorting failure, projecting her own failures onto others because the Palinbrawl channel flopped, having so few suckers waiting to see her flip her empty wig.
Kick Frenzy November 23rd, 2014 at 1:24 am
I tried listening to her, but I just… I just can’t…
She’s just spewing bile and it makes my ears sick.
Hass November 23rd, 2014 at 2:02 am
Thanks for ruining my appetite for dinner with that hideous picture of it, Alan.
William November 23rd, 2014 at 2:04 am
Sister Sarah, still defining stupid one crazy tirade after another.
rg9rts November 23rd, 2014 at 2:26 am
Looks like the after party picture
Jones November 23rd, 2014 at 3:57 am
Pretty funny, but I liked her better in 30 Rock.
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 5:29 am
Maybe she is punch drunk…
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 5:35 am
I’m sure there’s a pun there, it’s just too early for me.
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 5:38 am
I’m up early myself, but today I have the option of going back to sleep~!
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 6:23 am
I get up at 330 every day so I try to not get too far off schedule because otherwise I’m like a petulant toddler.
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 6:59 am
I saw the image yesterday…
Wasn’t that you holding little brother up my the ankle..;)
That was a classic~!
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 7:46 am
see what happens..
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 8:06 am
Yes, I posted it but I stole it from a co-worker. I find it helps if I get my bluff in early!
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 7:44 am
Don’t mess with Carla~!
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 7:48 am
look..
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 7:49 am
Damn ‘internets’…
wont let me post the image..
mmaynard119 November 23rd, 2014 at 11:31 am
It all depends upon what you put into the punch or the person throwing it after they drank the punch. With the Klondike Barbie brood, you get both.
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 6:12 am
How many swigs of Southern Comfort did she down before making this video?
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152885191618588
Tommy6860 November 23rd, 2014 at 6:23 am
I saw that yesterday. She kept saying something about Obama, democracy, illegal all mashed into the her typical word salad. Read the comments, they make the regular knuckle-draggers seem reasonable.
Here’s an example of real stupidity. This guy made a comment regarding an article on MSN titled “What Hillary allies fear the most”, and came up with this Palin-esque beauty: “Hillary got for Americas killed in her last job we don’t need her to get America blow away”.(sic).
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 6:30 am
I don’t know which appalls me more. His adoration of Sarah Palin or his grammar.
Tommy6860 November 23rd, 2014 at 7:42 am
OMG, I replied to the idiot and got this response:
Me: Not sure if you’re the typical illiterate rube from the wing-nut areas of our country, or if you’re just outright inebriated; I suspect the former.
Him: Tom And your a F idiot if you weren’t in the military shut the F up (sic)
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 8:32 am
Suzanne McFly November 23rd, 2014 at 8:48 am
I hate it when people act as if having once served gives your opinion president over anyone who may have chose not to serve. I love it when they use that on me and I inform them I proudly served the first Gulf War with VP-49. They don’t respond (I have only done it a couple times), but their “argument” pisses me off and I feel the need to let them know military members come in all stripes and we are hardly a republican constituency.
Bix November 23rd, 2014 at 11:33 am
Precident Obama?
Suzanne McFly November 23rd, 2014 at 2:08 pm
spell check, thanks for noticing the error.
Bix November 23rd, 2014 at 3:50 pm
Spill chix oftern make misteaks.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 12:17 pm
I would say most are Republican, just because I feel they care more about veterans, case in point: look at the facebook pages for the two parties, which one actually posted a picture thanking veterans? yeah… Republicans
mea_mark November 23rd, 2014 at 12:57 pm
Republicans do a good job of pretending to care about veterans. Democrats actually do a better job in the real world.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 1:01 pm
lol and show me one instance of democrats actually caring about veterans?
Margie Bateman Osgood November 23rd, 2014 at 2:03 pm
How about you googling who voted to take away some of the veteran’s benefits? Prove to me the Dems don’t care.
Suzanne McFly November 23rd, 2014 at 2:10 pm
Yeah, thinking is not your best suit. Repubs do not give 2 craps about vets, they ask us to fight unjust wars and do not give us the healthcare they promised. Do your homework, it works best to educate yourself about a topic before you announce your personal beliefs on an issue.
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 6:45 am
OMG – did you see this comment under the video:
Sarah wish you were sitting in that office right now, instead of Emperor Obama. God help this country.
And let’s not forget, women like the one making this statement vote.
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 8:31 am
I read the comments, but I can’t participate. I was banned under two different accounts.
Suzanne McFly November 23rd, 2014 at 8:44 am
I am shocked Anomaly……jk π
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 9:00 am
IKR? I’m such a sweet person.
mmaynard119 November 23rd, 2014 at 11:29 am
Self-awareness is a virtue. Are you know going to be associated with virtue?
Suzanne McFly November 23rd, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Okay, lets go with that lol
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Works for me.
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 9:18 am
Bwahaha
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 9:26 am
You keep laughing at me this morning. First it was because of my crazy cat losing her calming collar. I feared for my life and you LOLed!
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 11:29 am
You hid in another room from a cat – of course I LOL’d.
Larry Schmitt November 23rd, 2014 at 10:20 am
Makes you wonder what the commenter was drinking.
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 11:28 am
and a little jealous. I’ve never had booze that good.
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 7:26 am
I just suffered through the Facebook video of Simple Sarah..
I dont know what part of it was the worst, her ‘pentagram’ necklace, or the hate filled comments about president Obama on her Facebook page.
demcat49 November 23rd, 2014 at 8:57 am
not a pentagram. it’s six-pointed, not five, so that makes it a star-of-david/jewish symbol. nothing wrong with that.
StoneyCurtisll November 23rd, 2014 at 9:25 am
Hey..
Whats the difference between 5 points or 6 among friends..:)
I was attempting to make a lame joke..
guess I should keep my daytime job..
MIAtheistGal November 23rd, 2014 at 8:43 am
Anyone else get the impression that her ‘speeches’ are assembled mad-lib style?
Larry Schmitt November 23rd, 2014 at 10:18 am
In her case, mad-con.
demcat49 November 23rd, 2014 at 9:23 am
i don’t remember anything in his speech that was the ‘border’s open/c’mon in’ that she keeps talking about. makes me wonder that whatever is giving her the inability to put together an intelligent sentence is also affecting her hearing.. but, then again, how many RWNJs have accused obama of saying things he didn’t. must be something that’s required of someone to be a ‘good conservative’…the ability to only hear what you want. either that, or the voices in her head (she thinks it’s god) keep telling her “honey! you sound so GOOOOOOD!”
as for her on that new smithsonian list of ‘most influential’? you have to realize they also included hulk hogan as ‘athlete’, cotton mather (promoter of the salem witch trials), l. ron hubbard (yes, the scientology l. ron hubbard) as ‘religious figure’, lee harvey oswald and secretariat….a horse, but omitted any scientists because apparently things ‘just happen’ without human assistance when it comes to actually advancing civilization.
smfh.
Larry Schmitt November 23rd, 2014 at 10:13 am
From now on, the headline of every Sarah story should simply be “Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible.” That says it all.
mmaynard119 November 23rd, 2014 at 11:27 am
And parent of the year candidate.
Kim Serrahn November 23rd, 2014 at 11:04 am
perfect picture for the perfect woman.
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 12:31 pm
Humor, it’s a thing here. We like it. You can return to wherever you came from or stop the name calling. Your choice.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 12:38 pm
aww I am guessing that as a mod, you edited my comment to include the hottie part, wow, mature, now as far as the name calling gos, I have no clue what you mean by that, but any way to win an argument, right? π all I was wondering is how is that Obama’s doing? is that wrong to ask?
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 12:42 pm
Yes, I edited your comment to remove the name calling. It’s not something we do normally but I was trying something new.
Again, the gas price thing, it was a joke – if you don’t find it funny, fine. It’s not offensive and the rest of us appreciate it, so move on. You are welcome to comment here but I will not tolerate name calling of our regular readers. Keep it up, and I’ll simply ban you.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 12:44 pm
hmm, so it is okay for you to call conservatives names, but not vice versa? maybe you should start removing the name calling of all your regular readers if you are so fair and balanced?
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 12:46 pm
and I don’t really see how thanking someone for a job they didn’t do is a joke? I am not a republican by the way, but I am I guess independent?
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Again, you don’t have to get or appreciate the joke. Again, it’s not offensive, so what’s your deal?
Obewon November 23rd, 2014 at 1:21 pm
Carla and Mea_Mark are so lucky to be Mods! And here the angry Palinista’s thought VP Sarah was a sure bet, just like their lottery ticket investments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68xjjR5ztoQ
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 12:54 pm
BTW, you do know the name of this site is Liberal Land and therefore a left leaning site. Most of the comments here on this private web site will reflect this political leaning.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 1:00 pm
so it is okay for your liberal leaning friends to insult people, but not vice versa? I think thats the pot calling the kettle black, no racism insinuated
mea_mark November 23rd, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Not sure what you are talking about but when people post really stupid things they get what they deserve, they are going to be called out for it. If you are an idiot and are just going to post things without facts that can’t be backed up then this is not the place to post comments.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 1:10 pm
Carla! he just called me an idiot! change his insult to hottie or stud or something!
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 1:11 pm
I think instead I’ll simply ban you. You’re actions and comments are a pain in the ass.
mea_mark November 23rd, 2014 at 1:17 pm
I didn’t call you an idiot. Read the comment carefully.
Margie Bateman Osgood November 23rd, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Andrew, he did not call you an idiot, he said IF YOU ARE. Therefore by accepting that he called you an idiot, you must have decided that you are indeed an idiot. BTW, I am not calling you an idiot either, just making an observation. I would call you a name, but this particular name is not allowed here.
mea_mark November 23rd, 2014 at 2:20 pm
At this point we don’t have to call him anything, it is becoming obvious.
Boehner-Monkey November 23rd, 2014 at 2:57 pm
LOL π
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 3:44 pm
Forget the previous comment. You’re done here.
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 1:10 pm
After reviewing your account, the blackface comment specifically – pretty much says everything I need to know about you.
Carla Akins November 23rd, 2014 at 12:51 pm
Do you see any comment I’ve made calling someone a name? I have on occasion called an act an offensive name but not the person.
Andrew Clayton November 23rd, 2014 at 12:53 pm
okay, so the second I do, you get on my case, the second one of your buddies does, you let it slide, I think it’s pretty pathetic lol
Anomaly 100 November 23rd, 2014 at 3:44 pm
Andrew, most left or right leaning sites do not allow opposing viewpoints. We do. You should respect that and if you don’t, just don’t come here. It’s just that simple.
We have republicans who comment here regularly and they don’t act like jerks. We get along even though we disagree.
You’re close to be banned. Just wanted you to know:-)
mea_mark November 23rd, 2014 at 12:54 pm
This is a liberal site, it is called Liberaland. We don’t make any claim to being fair and balanced that I am aware of. We do try and be accurate though. Being balanced isn’t necessary when dealing with RWNJ’s.
tracey marie November 23rd, 2014 at 2:14 pm
stop whining
Obewon November 23rd, 2014 at 1:33 pm
There is “more oil produced at home than we buy from the rest of the world β the first time thatβs happened in nearly 20 years.”-True! β Barack Obama on Tuesday, January 28th, 2014 in the State of the Union address. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jan/28/barack-obama/state-union-obama-says-us-produces-more-oil-it-buy/
The Greedy Oil Party GWB & GHWB produced the least domestic oil per capita in modern U.S. history pumping consumers for Big Oil abd their Saudi Cartels owning 1/2 of all oil companies via U.S. record $147/brl, $5/gal+ gasoline in 2008, now priced at half-off!
tracey marie November 23rd, 2014 at 3:23 pm
tundratart is just drunk again and brawling with herself
whatthe46 November 23rd, 2014 at 7:03 pm
who’s winnng? LOL
tracey marie November 23rd, 2014 at 7:09 pm
her face lost
Jake November 23rd, 2014 at 7:23 pm
It’s funny but it’s also sad. She is not really very intelligent, she talks like a 14 year old, she can’t really form coherent sentences and present cogent arguments – but she thinks she can because someone told her she can. And that is a cruel joke to play on her. Sure she is a nasty cross-eyed, racist piece of garbage – but she really is to be pitied. Just not by me.
egbegb November 23rd, 2014 at 10:48 pm
Progressives demonstrate over and over again, that they, and they alone hate women. Sarah Palin? Michelle Bachman? Mia Love? Megan Kelly? Laura Ingraham? Ann Coulter? Star Parker? Michelle Malkin? Mary Katherine Ham? Dana Loesch? Nikki Haley? Kelly Ayotte? Jeane Kirkpatrick?
Progressives are the most hateful, bigoted group in America, bar none.
whatthe46 November 23rd, 2014 at 10:59 pm
i bet if you smoked a joint, you’d read that and crack up laughing. ’cause that sh’t’s funny.
Obewon November 23rd, 2014 at 11:09 pm
Most laugh at dishonest GOP grifters fleecing their fellow most disadvantaged inbreds for fun and profit. GOP Cannibalism!
Obewon November 23rd, 2014 at 11:12 pm
Psst the 14th Amendment!
“egbegb sueatt 4 hours ago So you haven’t read or understood the constitution, have you? Where, in the US Constitution does it say an anchor baby is a citizen?”-Dumbass has fallen and can’t get up.
Beamer Beamer November 24th, 2014 at 1:00 am
Maybe if they didn’t spout such hatred and ignorance they wouldn’t be condemned, but compared to how you hateful right wingers disrespect our president what we say about them are compliments.
egbegb November 24th, 2014 at 7:04 pm
We don’t hate the president. We think he is incompetent and not connected with reality. His polices are bad for America. He is the one tha announces them and takes pride in stuff that hurts America not me.
Jones November 24th, 2014 at 3:22 am
Criticizing people for the stupid things they say is not hate or bigotry. I could probably be friends with any of them as long as we didn’t dwell on politics, religion, social issues, or current events.
BreitbartLovesEwe November 24th, 2014 at 10:58 am
You are practicing the worst sort of identity politics. You cherished heroes cannot be criticized because of the identity group you assign them to. That’s a fail.