NRA Gives Bullets To Santa Claus For Christmas
Nothing puts the Christ back in CHRISTmas like bullets. This year, instead of leaving Santa cookies and milk, the NRA News left bullets for the big guy on their Facebook wall.
Aren’t they swell?
[su_center_ad]Jinkies, gun fetishists in the comment thread are very excited about Santa’s present, which we all know he really needs.
The word she’s look for is *flies.
There’s something wrong with these people. I can’t put my finger on it. Help me out here, mmkay?
Oh sure, this tough guy is not at all partisan. He’d pee on himself in my awesome neighborhood.
This guy is so impressed with the bullets, he wants ’em shoved in his bowels for freedom.
Who doesn’t want bullets stuffed up in their bowels? And what little kid doesn’t want an armed Santa Claus coming down the family’s chimney late at night while everyone is asleep? Nothing scary there at all.
When Santa enters this country, he’s doing so illegally and he breaks into people’s homes by the millions.
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Politiwars December 26th, 2014 at 9:08 am
Better bullets than pot cookies.
https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/544617074245390336
Anomaly 100 December 26th, 2014 at 9:20 am
What’s wrong with pot cookies?
Pistol-Packing December 26th, 2014 at 9:21 am
Not a thing !!!!!!!! =)
Anomaly 100 December 26th, 2014 at 9:32 am
Nom nom nom.
tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 2:05 pm
It produces no aggression? Can’t fire at innocent people while you have the munchies? Too sleepy to pick up your gun? Too horny to worry about imaginary enemies?
Anomaly 100 December 26th, 2014 at 2:48 pm
So nothing then, right?
tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 2:57 pm
zactly. Bake on, guurrllfriend
StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Taste better than bullets..
Anomaly 100 December 26th, 2014 at 2:48 pm
Fo sho!
arc99 December 26th, 2014 at 3:21 pm
well it is kind of a bummer when the cook does not add enough pot.
at least that is what I am told….
edmeyer_able December 26th, 2014 at 9:25 am
@sbellelauren…..Kicks ass!
Edward Meyer retweeted
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren Dec 15
surprise santa with pot cookies this holiday and put that motherfucker in his place
mea_mark December 26th, 2014 at 9:11 am
GOP/NRA Santa Claus is scary.
Tommy6860 December 26th, 2014 at 9:40 am
Santa had better wear a bullet proof vest when he comes back next year. Nothing like celebrating your 2nd amendment right to observe the holiday spirit.
Julian December 26th, 2014 at 9:45 am
Best Christmas carol of 2014 — Loudon Wainwright III — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XjOWiieYY
StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 9:51 am
This Modern World..
http://thismodernworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/TMW2014-02-26colorlarge-copy1.jpg
tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 2:09 pm
Definition: Gun fetishism, a social disease caused by small minded organisms clustered around the NRA. Typically grown in a heavy base of fear and ignorance.
StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 2:15 pm
Shouldn’t there at least be a spell test for gun ownership?..
http://i2.wp.com/www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Bowel.png
rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 3:51 pm
What a collection of certifiable loons
tracey marie December 26th, 2014 at 5:18 pm
why do gun nutz have to slime everything with their violence and blood lust, it is abnormal and psychotic