Boxer Out, Twitter Parody Sez Scott Brown In, Maybe!
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When we last reviewed the political career of Scott Brown, he had been beaten like a bad piece of meat in his Senate bid by a woman. Twice. In two separate states.
So it should come as no surprise that a new – and completely fake – Twitter account, @ScottBrownCA, has the hapless hunk mulling a run in the Golden State:
Just got back from the gym, shredded on my new guitar, now just reading about @SenatorBoxer's retirement. Interesting.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
California seems nice, you know? Like a warmer Chicago.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
The beaches in California are the best in the world! (this is Florida) pic.twitter.com/ZBA9N5CXPG
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
My friend wants me to ask if anyone knows a good mechanic in California. My friend is wicked into his truck and thinking about moving there.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
Boston won the Olympics over Los Angeles? This is why we need real change in California. If only someone could help. Also good job Boston.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
very not cool RT @TheFix Mitt Romney ruins (improves?) photo by giving Scott Brown bunny ears http://t.co/SItXmYVU3y pic.twitter.com/XUvcg5icwy
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
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Anomaly 100 January 9th, 2015 at 9:47 am
Bwhaaa!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 10:27 am
This guy is a sucker for being such a gopee punching bag.. Pathetic
dave-dr-gonzo January 9th, 2015 at 10:28 am
Pathetic, yes. And damn funny!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Think he’ll be ripe enough for the clown car in 20?
GreatLakeSailor January 9th, 2015 at 11:41 am
delautering Scott Brown!
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 12:45 pm
the beach pose is scary…guess he will not be posing nude anymore
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 12:54 pm
Pitty pum pitty pum thwack…PIQUE pum pum pum
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Morning!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 1:05 pm
No one has the nerve to ask what pique is yet LOL
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 1:09 pm
How da cowd??
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 1:17 pm
getting a bit worse, head is killing me.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 3:23 pm
The first 10 days are misery…up and down like a yo yo finally will settle in the chest… You are allowed to whine with this one…it is really nasty.
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 3:25 pm
I am whining. The coughing is starting and I am not happy.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Get an expectorant…musinex or something…it will help
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 3:42 pm
done already
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Have enough for the both of you??
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 4:06 pm
went to the store yesterday and stocked up.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 4:10 pm
Good girl…you’ll need it…
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 4:13 pm
I so hope you are wrong
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 4:27 pm
Beats fighting over the last drop at 2 am
Bunya January 9th, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Hey! Maybe he’s trying for a world’s record – how many states he can lose. So far he’s up to two. I’m guessing he’ll have no problem hitting 50.
eyelashviper January 9th, 2015 at 3:36 pm
Mitt could let him live in the car elevator, until he loses again, then off to the next senate opening…
tiredoftea January 9th, 2015 at 4:55 pm
This is great! But, maybe Scotty will believe that it’s his account and make the move. If nothing else, when he gets slapped silly, again, he can resume his soft porn career!