Holy Cow! Check Out TedCruz.com
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Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 8:28 am
Lolololol.
Pilotshark March 23rd, 2015 at 8:34 am
Outstanding Ted!!
LOL
dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 8:35 am
Epic derp!
Obewon March 23rd, 2015 at 8:39 am
TedCruz.com 2016 campaign to repeal the 22nd Amendment!
dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 8:39 am
“I sense a great disturbance in The Farce…”
thinkingwomanmillstone March 23rd, 2015 at 8:41 am
Based on that, he’s got my vote! lol
Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 8:45 am
Now go to TedCruzForAmerica.com
dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 9:01 am
ROTFLMAO!
Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 9:04 am
Tiffany Willis told me about that one.
jybarz March 23rd, 2015 at 9:17 am
I saw it in Democratic Underground earlier today.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026402381
whatthe46 March 23rd, 2015 at 9:57 am
GREAT!!!
William March 23rd, 2015 at 9:08 am
Gonna’ be some mighty confused Tea-people huddled around the trusty old Dell today, I’ll wager.
jybarz March 23rd, 2015 at 9:10 am
He’s Canadian born, not born in America. Whether he is a Natural Born American is debatable and would need SCOTUS to confirm… and unfortunately because it is a Republican majority SCOTUS, then he is a Natural Born American. The bloody bastard seems to be lucky, but if he does win, let’s hope the Dems would challenge his eligibility.
William March 23rd, 2015 at 9:28 am
“Birther Hypocrisy- Right Wing Has No Problem With Canadian Born Senator Ted Cruz Running For President”
Well, he does fit their mold. He’s the whole package.
SarahD March 23rd, 2015 at 9:57 am
Brilliant!
tracey marie March 23rd, 2015 at 12:50 pm
Perfect!
Thomas Brown March 23rd, 2015 at 10:47 am
The time to challenge his eligibility is before the election. But it’s going to be great fun watching the wingnuts explain why they thought BHO wasn’t eligible, but Cruz is!
William March 23rd, 2015 at 10:57 am
The right will not challenge his eligibility, and we both know why.
labman57 March 23rd, 2015 at 9:32 am
Of course, Team Cruz will likely deny that this site is the result of their lack of foresight and strategic planning, and instead declare:
“The Internet is run by Communists!”
whatthe46 March 23rd, 2015 at 9:54 am
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
rg9rts March 23rd, 2015 at 10:22 am
Hey!!! Who is driving the clown car??
Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 10:58 am
LIberty University is censoring my remarks in the chat box. John Prager’s too. (sad face).
Don’t use this screen name if you’re gonna troll them, mmkay? I don’t think they like me.
William March 23rd, 2015 at 11:00 am
Please wash up when you’re through with them ok?
Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 11:12 am
A hot shower won’t clean that gunk off of me.
Mike March 23rd, 2015 at 12:28 pm
He probably thought he wasn’t eligible to be president what with all the birthers that support him so he never planned on a run and didn’t think about buying up the domain names until last night.
And this clown thinks he has what it takes to be president ROTFLMAO
William March 23rd, 2015 at 2:07 pm
Be sure to check out #TedCruz #LiplessCanadians
arc99 March 23rd, 2015 at 4:53 pm
I checked the link in the main story as well as the link Anomaly provided.
All I can say is, the free market is a wonderful thing..