Ted Cruz’s Greatest Hits
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- ‘Net neutrality’ is Obamacare for the Internet”
- “Instead of nominating a health professional, he nominated someone who is an anti-gun activist”
- Obama just a “social worker” who wants to put ISIS “on expanded Medicaid”
- “It is the job of a chaplain to be insensitive to atheists”
- “I didn’t threaten to shut down the government”
- “I expect them to start quartering soldiers in people’s homes soon”
- “Gay marriage” leads to Christianity becoming “hate speech”
- “I have never seen a Hispanic panhandler”
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
rg9rts March 24th, 2015 at 9:37 am
Its all about the money
25sammy25 March 24th, 2015 at 11:24 am
It’s all about the money, money money honey !!! British politics are hard enough to understand, so I won’t comment on American Politics.
rg9rts March 24th, 2015 at 11:29 am
same old stuff just different names…throw in the Israelis too boot
25sammy25 March 24th, 2015 at 11:44 am
Totally agree. Our G’ment at present is absolutely a waste of time, but likes to look after other countries as opposed to looking after the British. I think we already have some Israelis !!!
William March 24th, 2015 at 12:15 pm
“Its all about the money”. Do you suppose it’s about the PAC money or speaking fees? I can’t figure it out myself. Cruz must know he has about as much chance as winning the nomination as I do. One would think that the GOP would be trying to move away from the “crazy” label.
Budda March 24th, 2015 at 9:55 am
It amazes me how someone who is supposed to be so smart can be so wrong….all the time. Maybe he isn’t so smart after all, ya think?
William March 24th, 2015 at 10:12 am
My favorite of course.
William March 24th, 2015 at 10:09 am
Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Ted Cruz?
How is it we’re not nuking’ Canada?
rational_thinking_one March 24th, 2015 at 10:49 am
Do you really feel the need to include a “funny” pic in every post?! They are only funny when you do it every once in a while. Now they are just old and annoying.
jasperjava March 24th, 2015 at 11:09 am
Sez you. I say to William, keep ’em comin’.
Way more hits than misses, and it often makes my day.
If you don’t like them, don’t look at them.
William March 24th, 2015 at 11:55 am
Oh, thanks for the input. I’ll certainly take it under advisement.
William March 24th, 2015 at 11:55 am
Oh, thanks for the input. I’ll certainly take it under advisement.
fahvel March 24th, 2015 at 1:31 pm
never stop W – it’s the light within the morass of crap from the right –
Khary A March 24th, 2015 at 5:08 pm
I seriously love that you have an arsenal of these for just such an occasion. It like Foghorn Leghorn and his spare suits of feathers.
StoneyCurtisll March 24th, 2015 at 2:16 pm
I like the images..
just my opinion..
StoneyCurtisll March 24th, 2015 at 2:19 pm
Someone needs a Hugg…
There are more impotent things to worry about.
jybarz March 24th, 2015 at 2:48 pm
Hey, are you having a tough day? You’re sounding irrational.
I think the pics he posts here are brilliant and I’d do it too if I know how.
anothertoothpick March 24th, 2015 at 6:44 pm
Copy a pic into your download file (right click/copy as…)
Make sure you remember or retitled pix.
Come back to website and post. Then click that little icon in lower left corner it will open your download folder. Then find your downloaded pix and hit “choose”.
Give it a try. It is easy.
bpollen March 24th, 2015 at 10:41 pm
I gots an idea!!!!
Don’t look at ’em!
Problem solved.
StoneyCurtisll March 24th, 2015 at 1:17 pm
Forgive me for not being able to say “Ted Cruz” without the appropriate prefix…(fuck)
Ted Cruz.
fahvel March 24th, 2015 at 1:30 pm
you’re cool –
StoneyCurtisll March 24th, 2015 at 2:14 pm
Thank you…:)
jybarz March 24th, 2015 at 2:50 pm
You’re forgiven.
StoneyCurtisll March 24th, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Ted Cruz has his Green Eggs and Ham…
But he aint got nothing on the Back Door Man..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_ilymWo4s
bpollen March 24th, 2015 at 10:39 pm
Or the Peppery Man…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2DaJy88nnY
StoneyCurtisll March 25th, 2015 at 4:13 pm
Right On~!
jybarz March 24th, 2015 at 3:03 pm
It’s hard to believe that this guy is an Ivy League educated lawyer. Because he lies too much and doesn’t seem to discern good from bad and right from wrong that he might have cheated his way at school.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/24/imagine-ted-cruz-presidential-campaign-new-speech
anothertoothpick March 24th, 2015 at 7:14 pm
Cruser’s wife quit Goldman in order to help hubby win the White House.
Now she has no health insurance.
Guess what they did. Go ahead, guess.