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What a guy! Rich at Gawker writes:
Ladies, meet Mike Holpin, a 56-year-old unemployed alcoholic from Ebbw Vale, Wales, who doesn’t believe in contraception, loves sex, and owns a PlayStation. Have your panties dropped yet? Cool, then you have something in common with the estimated 20 different women with whom he has sired around 40 children (he’s not sure about the exact numbers—who can never be sure, right?). He hasn’t been much of a hands-on dad over the years, and many of his children were taken into the UK’s care system as a result. How wet are you? Be honest.
Fellas, would you like to be the dad of multiple children with multiple mothers? It’s easy! As Holpin, a former carny, explained on the special 40 Kids with 20 Women, which aired on UK TV this week, “Good-lookin’ boys are better, but funny boys: spectacular. Me, I just tell ’em I want sex. ‘Fancy a rub?’ If they say, ‘Fuck off,’ then they’re not really up for it.” You know what to do: Get to rammin’.
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Larry Schmitt April 3rd, 2015 at 7:07 am
A lot of women don’t think much of themselves if they will have sex with a piece of subhuman trash like this.
jybarz April 3rd, 2015 at 7:12 am
Those women must be desperate or didn’t know him well enough to be fooled by this disgusting low life.
allison1050 April 3rd, 2015 at 8:44 am
And some are desperate and don’t value themselves.
Suzanne McFly April 3rd, 2015 at 9:10 am
I call bs, this guy has only dreamed about having sex. Show me one woman who actually violated her privates with this nasty dude and I will possibly consider he may of gotten laid once.
Dwendt44 April 3rd, 2015 at 11:53 am
Alcohol has a way of doing exactly that.
Suzanne McFly April 3rd, 2015 at 4:12 pm
That is a LOT of alcohol man.
bluejayray April 3rd, 2015 at 11:08 am
gag…aack..
Jake April 3rd, 2015 at 11:42 am
Unemployed, alcoholic, ugly as sin – i suppose he could stand a chance, but…Welsh..now I know its a fake…..
…Just kiddin’ – love my Welsh fellow Celt brothers and sisters
Dwendt44 April 3rd, 2015 at 11:54 am
There’s a guy who was featured on Oprah’s network that has 35 (and counting) children right here in the good old U.S. A..
Budda April 3rd, 2015 at 12:05 pm
an alcoholic Welsh carny…oh yeah, I believe anything he says.
fancypants April 3rd, 2015 at 10:40 pm
it looks like wales is the place to be if your a single guy
bpollen April 4th, 2015 at 12:52 am
They say Earth Girls are easy, but Welsh girls… I have no words.