Confesses To Masturbating Into Coworker’s Coffee
[su_publirb]
It’s an unusual way to show your interest in a coworker. And one that got a guy arrested.
The Minnesota man who masturbated into the coffee cup of a co-worker he had a crush on pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure on Thursday.
On August 26, a woman working at Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton contacted police to report a co-worker—later identified as Robert John Lind—who she claimed was leaving some sort of bodily fluid on her desk and in her coffee.
She told police that she had found Lind standing at her desk with his back turned toward her. Lind allegedly had both of his hands in front of him near his genitals.
According to the original complaint, when Lind noticed the woman he looked at her with a “deer in headlights” expression and quickly went into another room.
The woman told police she inspected her desk and noticed a strong odor that resembled urine, but was a bit different and strange.
She said her coffee smelled the same way and noted that she had had an ongoing issue with a experiencing a foul taste in her coffee.
[su_facebook]
[su_center_ad]
Khary A April 3rd, 2015 at 5:03 pm
yep…there’s a song for this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VXnvbc1c0
tracey marie April 3rd, 2015 at 5:42 pm
good one.
tracey marie April 3rd, 2015 at 5:42 pm
what women would not know what the taste and smell was?
bpollen April 3rd, 2015 at 11:21 pm
Lesbians all over the world are shouting “ME!!!
allison1050 April 3rd, 2015 at 5:45 pm
ewww
tracey marie April 3rd, 2015 at 5:47 pm
hey stranger
allison1050 April 3rd, 2015 at 5:48 pm
Hi there Tracey!
CHOCOL8MILK April 3rd, 2015 at 7:18 pm
And this is why I don’t leave my drinks unattended anywhere.
majii April 3rd, 2015 at 7:39 pm
Don’t blame this poor soul. He probably thought she’d get pregnant by drinking the sperm-laced coffee and give birth to his love child!
Carla Akins April 3rd, 2015 at 10:17 pm
Oh lord, it’s so scary that you could be right.
oldfart April 3rd, 2015 at 8:07 pm
hell-o Newman,
disturbed at least, revolting at best.
is there truly help for a soul like this ?!? maybe LOTS of shock therapy…
maybe he could get a job as a police tazer tester ?
IconDaemon April 3rd, 2015 at 9:49 pm
Perhaps she needed a bit more cream in her coffee?
bpollen April 3rd, 2015 at 11:19 pm
This new creamer tastes awful!
Stan Ubeki April 4th, 2015 at 9:43 am
I once had a coworker who chewed tobacco and chose my favorite coffee cup as his spit can. It was the right color and was headed for my lips before I smelled it a split second before.