Man admits pooping on market scanner
Colin Murphy couldn’t contain himself at a Kroger’s in Cincinnati.
Murphy, seen at right, was sentenced to 30 days in jail, though Judge William Mallory suspended execution of the sentence and placed Murphy on probation for two years.
Additionally, Murphy was ordered to pay about $400 in fines and court costs.
Murphy is also subject to a court-issued stay away order barring him from the Kroger premises.
As detailed in misdemeanor criminal complaints, Murphy entered the supermarket on May 29 and “stripped naked” in front of a male employee. Murphy, cops reported, smelled of booze, was unsteady on his feet, and had slurred speech.
Upon disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it.”
[su_revcontent]
[su_facebook]
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.