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September 1, 2016 9:52 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Porn.com thinks it’s doing a good turn for someone in need.

“Anthony Weiner’s most recent series of ‘sextings’ have made it quite clear that he suffers from sex addiction. As is often the case with addiction, his life has been turned upside down. His marriage has ended and he has lost his job at NY 1,” said the site’s VP, Charles Anderson, on Thursday.

“Porn.com takes sex addiction very seriously and we realize Mr. Weiner is in a very bad place,” sympathizes Anderson. “He must feel very alone, except for the nameless women he has been sending the now infamous ‘crotch shots.’”

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But the site sees a silver lining. Anderson hopes to hire Weiner to write a monthly advice column for the site entitled, “Dear Mr. Weiner.”

“This is a serious and sincere offer as we wish to appoint Anthony Weiner our first-ever, love and sex columnist for Porn.com,” says Anderson, who says his responsibilities would include penning a blog where “he would offer advice, as well as comment on trends in porn,” and that “he would also rate his favorite adult films.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.