Gun Fetishists Giving Mom Guns For Mother’s Day To Fight ‘Tyranny’
Still having problems deciding on what to get your Mom for Mother’s Day? Don’t be silly – there’s still hope. The day is almost over and gun fetishists are buying guns for their moms, so you can too.
What they’re trying to say in the following image, is that guns are sexy. It’s true. I always carry an instrument of death when I want to catch the eye of that certain someone.
Prepare your mother to fight against Tyranny:
It’s Mother’s Day. Buy your Mom a gun & one for yourself. After all, our guns are the final defense against collectivist tyranny. #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 11, 2014
Her age is not important.
@KurtSchlichter My 80 YO mom has a Glock and a S&W… — NancyBellicec (@Nancy_Bellicec) May 11, 2014
Make sure it’s big enough so she can go all one woman-militia on some ‘thug.’
@hanna_crawford Great idea! Here’s another suggestion (doubles as a rape-whistle): pic.twitter.com/fTrjajXTMf
— Paul Lemmen (@PaulLemmen) May 11, 2014
#ffweekend I think a hand gun is the best thing a husband can get his wife for Mother’s Day — James Wilson (@dulcimerjames) May 11, 2014
A weapon always looks more innocent in pink. Buy Pink guns for Mom, then it won’t feel like an invention created to kill. Yay!
@cliffschecter Local news is a doing a great little story about buying mom a gun for Mother’s Day. (Pink grips optional)
— George Mitchell (@RealThndrMonkey) May 11, 2014
Twitchy writes, “What an awesome way of showing appreciation for mom.”
It’s super-awesome! Chuckles thinks it’s a peachy idea:
My grandma got a 410 gun for Mother’s Day lmao
— T (@_5in1) May 11, 2014
Happy Mother’s Day! I got you a gun
— Trent House (@T_RentHouse) May 11, 2014
What a great bunch of kids. Making a political statement with their gift to Mom just to show Obama a thing or two. You RAWK!
mmaynard119 May 11th, 2014 at 5:30 pm
What do you think, Twigg, Twipp, Twiggy, Twitter, Tweedledee, Tweedeldum, Twombone, etc. got Grandma Grizzly for Mother’s Day? A Glock or a 20 ought 6?
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 5:46 pm
What kind of gun did you get to honor your mother today, Michael?
mmaynard119 May 11th, 2014 at 6:09 pm
She already has a stun gun, which explains a lot of my mental acuity problems.
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 6:49 pm
My Mom just used an ax. She wasn’t fancy like these one percenter gun guys are.
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 6:49 pm
My Mom just used an ax. She wasn’t fancy like these one percenter gun guys are.
William May 11th, 2014 at 6:00 pm
or 20 ought 7 (whatever it takes).
mmaynard119 May 11th, 2014 at 7:50 pm
I forgot Twerp and Twizzler.
Tom Ward May 11th, 2014 at 5:57 pm
I don’t know, opposing tyranny does seem kinda sexy.
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 6:12 pm
I thought you were joking, then I read your comment history. You sure fooled me!
Roctuna May 11th, 2014 at 6:16 pm
Oh no, Tom is a well know tyranny-fighter amongst the long-time readers of LL. Just wait and observe.
Linda1961 May 11th, 2014 at 6:20 pm
He sounds nice.
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 6:49 pm
I can’t wait. He’s sounds really ‘special’!
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 6:49 pm
I can’t wait. He’s sounds really ‘special’!
fahvel May 12th, 2014 at 4:48 am
tom dont joke – he whips and out and starts firing, er uh, blanks.
Linda1961 May 11th, 2014 at 6:20 pm
What tyranny?
TiredOfThemAll May 11th, 2014 at 6:27 pm
What does it have to do with opposing tyranny??
jasperjava May 12th, 2014 at 12:25 am
Opposing tyranny starts by disarming the fascist right-wing yahoos who want to get their own way by threatening to shoot people.
Linda1961 May 11th, 2014 at 6:06 pm
I got a picture of me holding my grandson and a wonderful Italian meal for Mother’s Day. Some of us don’t need guns to be sexy or to feel safe.
Anomaly 100 May 11th, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Aw, that sounds like you made Mother’s Day very special for your Mom.
Roctuna May 11th, 2014 at 6:14 pm
Sure, Moms just naturally love intstruments of death as a token of our love and affection.
mea_mark May 11th, 2014 at 7:03 pm
Nothing says “Thanks Mom”, like pimping guns for Mothers Day.
MrWilkinson May 12th, 2014 at 2:29 pm
Unlike Progressives, we think that the 2nd Amendment applies to Women as well as Men!
Epiphany Dh May 12th, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Ummm…. as a Progressive or Liberal…. and I think I can speak for most Progressives and Liberals on this one….. we’re well aware that the 2nd Amendment applies to both women and men. As does the entire Constitution. Do you have any evidence or examples of people on the left being against women having guns and feeling only men should be allowed to own guns?
Your comment is quite silly.