Georgia Man Second Amendments His Penis
Georgia Man Accidentally Second Amendments His Penis (via FreakOutNation)
A man in Macon, Georgia, was treated at a local hospital after he accidentally shot himself in the penis. The penis shooter was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. on June 12th when he attempted to holster his .45 caliber gun. You see where…
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Obewon June 18th, 2014 at 8:02 pm
Tasers don’t result in Darwinism. Proving once again gun nuts subconscious substitution of phallic symbols to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
Shades June 18th, 2014 at 10:20 pm
Must. Not. Snark.
Dwendt44 June 19th, 2014 at 12:24 am
Mush not laugh.
fail.
Maxx44 June 18th, 2014 at 11:32 pm
Not the kind of blow job he would have preferred.
fahvel June 19th, 2014 at 4:40 am
maybe Dick should carry a derringer in is pocket – you know, cause dick’s dick is old and shriveled and useless so war and death and lies are his substitute.