Limbaugh: If Only Women ‘Didn’t Do A Certain Thing’ They Wouldn’t Need Contraceptives
If it’s okay for men to do it, but not okay for women, that means men will have to do it with other men. But the right-wing doesn’t like that, either. Of course, Limbaugh is being totally not sexist here.
“Pregnancy is something that you have to do to cause,” he said. “It doesn’t just happen to you while you’re walking down the street, except in this case of sexual abuse.”
“But in the normal, everyday flow of events, pregnancy requires action that has consequences,” he continued. “Yet we treat it as a great imposition that women need to be protected from. It’s a sickness, it’s a disease, it’s whatever, and there’s got to be a pill for it. And yet they wouldn’t have the problem if they didn’t do a certain thing. It’s that simple.”
To reiterate Limbaugh’s message to women everywhere, just don’t do that “certain thing,” which we dare not mention on the radio, and you’ll have no need for birth control.
abbyjo2001 July 3rd, 2014 at 6:24 pm
I didn’t know Rush was gay? Did he come out and I missed it?
Bunya July 3rd, 2014 at 6:30 pm
I don’t know if he’s gay, but I hear he has a jones for little boys.
craig7120 July 3rd, 2014 at 6:24 pm
LOL @ Rush
To the women when told by men they can’t or shouldn’t do something, I’m here for ya.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 6:33 pm
Thanks!
craig7120 July 3rd, 2014 at 6:47 pm
It’s my small way of comforting those that feel frustrated, you’re welcome.
Reminds me of the time I donated the box my new refrigerator came in to the homeless, im a giver.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 7:11 pm
I think I love you.
craig7120 July 3rd, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Yikes!
Waiter, check please
=8^D
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Don’t worry, it won’t last long!
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:06 pm
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Neener, Neener, you can’t take two!
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:42 pm
Oh but I can! Mwha ha ha ha ha ha haa!
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 8:44 pm
Not from me, you can’t Take the Rushster’s. He’s begging to be relieved of his weeny!
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:46 pm
Yours is all used up anyway now.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 8:46 pm
So I’ve been told.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:53 pm
Your source is correct.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 8:54 pm
And keeps cats.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 9:00 pm
The cats allow me…I mean her, to stay here. They keep me…I mean, her.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 9:28 pm
I knew that.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:07 pm
You’re smarter than most guys.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 6:26 pm
I’m totally not down with this idea
Rusty Shackleford July 3rd, 2014 at 6:29 pm
Is this “certain thing” contracting endometriosis or PCOS?
Roctuna July 3rd, 2014 at 6:31 pm
That certain thing is to be a woman. Rush would much rather they were all teenage boys in Puerto Rico where he likes to have his “boys town” visits.
mea_mark July 3rd, 2014 at 6:36 pm
If only Rush wouldn’t do a certain thing, like talk, we wouldn’t have to put up with his non-sense. He can be such an idiot.
mea_mark July 3rd, 2014 at 6:36 pm
If only Rush wouldn’t do a certain thing, like talk, we wouldn’t have to put up with his non-sense. He can be such an idiot.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 6:44 pm
He’s just thinking of all the money he will save if the women he pays to “do it” didn’t with him!
Jeffrey Samuels July 3rd, 2014 at 7:03 pm
Gee Rush, if women took your advice and didn’t have sex, who would you have sex with? Please don’t say a guy or I might upchuck. There isn’t a guy out there that would give you the time of day, much less get intimate with you.
So Women are ruled out.
Men are ruled out.
that leaves………
ick
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 10:40 pm
Better living through electronics.
Chinese Democracy July 3rd, 2014 at 7:27 pm
He got right to the point. Conservatives dont like sex .. its the same ole conservative sex has consequences b/s
Obewon July 3rd, 2014 at 7:30 pm
Pedophile Limbaugh’s 3rd wife dumped him at 12:01 AM, 1 minute after her 10 year prenuptial clause expired. They “lived in separate houses on adjoining lots until Marta first moved out.”-as far away as possible from Rusty who doesn’t know 58% of women use birth control for medical reasons other than preventing pregnancy.
cvryder2000 July 3rd, 2014 at 7:31 pm
Rush must not do it then, cuz he’s got no kids. Or he does it with guys…..or kids.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 7:59 pm
What certain thing would that be?
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 8:00 pm
You seem nice.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:11 pm
Thank you. I’ve had many years of practice.
labman57 July 3rd, 2014 at 8:54 pm
Rush wouldn’t need so much lotion if he could keep his hands out of his nether regions.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 11:50 pm
You know this, how? I actually really don’t want an answer to that question!
Shades July 3rd, 2014 at 9:45 pm
Just because Rush has to do without, why should others?
AnthonyLook July 3rd, 2014 at 10:14 pm
Rumor has it he goes to Costa Rica with Viagra for the boys; sure seems he hates women enough for it to be possible.
William July 3rd, 2014 at 11:10 pm
Jealous?
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 11:49 pm
Playing with his own cigar?
fancypants July 4th, 2014 at 6:14 am
Its a dirty job but someone has to make rush look good ?