Watch: Rick Scott Speaks In Tongues To Explain His Problem With The Scary Fan
Florida Governor Rick Scott can totally explain why he refused to appear onstage to debate Charlie Crist on Wednesday night. According to the moderator, Scott would not come out because Crist has a small fan just under his podium.
[su_center_ad]It was an embarrassingly awkward beginning to the debate, as Scott remained backstage leaving the moderator on the mic to explain his absence. Eventually Scott came out to debate his opponent while the scary fan remained by Crist’s feet.
Later, the Republican Governor was asked, “Why the delay in coming out over a fan?”
If you can translate Scott’s response, that would be helpful. All I got from it was,, “Errr…He said he was gonna, I uh…er….derp.”
Watch:
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
barefoot bob October 16th, 2014 at 11:16 am
Scott is one of the most despicable people in America, should be in prison !
Budda October 16th, 2014 at 11:54 am
He’s one creepy looking dude.
dave-dr-gonzo October 16th, 2014 at 12:04 pm
Two parts Voldemort, one part Batboy, and a dash of Uncle Fester.
Electriq October 16th, 2014 at 12:01 pm
He may very well have the creepiest smile outside of a Hollywood horror movie.
Dwendt44 October 16th, 2014 at 12:19 pm
Crist could have and maybe should have took a shot or two at Scott.
“He’s afraid of a fan?’, “Has he been indicted or something!?”, “He has no valid positions to debate!!!”.
KB723 October 16th, 2014 at 12:36 pm
Rick has the Cooolest Hair in Town!!!! 😉
Foundryman October 16th, 2014 at 1:34 pm
“Speaks in tongues”….That deserves the internets daily best award….:-)
Abby Normal October 16th, 2014 at 2:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBejyHI6qr0
Foundryman October 16th, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Right wing holy rollers are creepy, as creepy as Rick Scott..
viva_democracy October 16th, 2014 at 3:49 pm
OMG! I haven’t seen this ugly mug in a while. Have you seen his videos where they add fart noises each time he winces? Fantastic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg
eyelashviper October 16th, 2014 at 1:36 pm
And to think that this waste of skin was elected, and has a chance of being re-elected, after dealing one awful blow to the people of Floriduh after another…
We are dealing with mindless masses who trudge off to the polls and vote as Fox and Rush tell them to do.
And we thought that the zombie apocalypse was just a movie…
tracey marie October 16th, 2014 at 3:13 pm
the title just cracks me up to no end, I keep rereading it and chuckling
fancypants October 16th, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Does florida ever want to catch up with the rest of us current tax paying folks ?
NOPE so you get a stooge to speak in tongues
whatthe46 October 16th, 2014 at 6:46 pm
LOL! what the hell was that? he is surely related to palin.
Jimmy Cahill October 17th, 2014 at 9:01 am
Does he remind anybody else of Kif from Fururama?
http://www.netbrawl.com/uploads/eae90f51e593f828d8dd3319708ebd7b.jpg