By
October 21, 2014 8:40 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_right_ad]CNN has obtained audio of the Palins describing what happened the night of the now-infamous drunken brawl.

Bristol Palin describes being dragged through the grass and called a series of obscenities during a massive brawl last month in recordings of Anchorage police interviews that CNN obtained through a public records request.

She said she jumped into a fight after “some old lady” pushed her sister, Willow Palin, because “oh f***in’ hell no, no one’s gonna touch my sister.”

When she tried to find the woman, though, she said a man who others identified as Korey Klingenmeyer, the owner of the house where the party took place, knocked her down.

“A guy comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet in my dress — in my thong dress in front of everybody — [and says] ‘Come on you c***, get the f*** out of here. Come on you s***, get the f*** out of here,” she said…

Other people interviewed by police described the Palins as instigators in a brawl that also reportedly included Track Palin and his father, Todd, fighting several men.

They said Bristol Palin punched Klingenmeyer several times before he restrained her.

Klingenmeyer said he’d approached Todd Palin to say that “your daughter’s out of line” and that he should get the situation under control. That didn’t happen.

[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

84 responses to Audio: Palins Describe The Thrilla In Wasilla In Police Report

  1. Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    Bristol Describes Drunken #PalinBrawl to Police in new snowbilly audio: She said she jumped into a fight after “some old lady” pushed her sister, Willow Palin, because “oh f*ckin’ hell no, no one’s gonna touch my sister.”

    “A guy (The home owner party host) comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet in my dress — in my thong dress in front of everybody — [and says] ‘Come on you c*nt, get the f*ck out of here. Come on you slu*, get the f*ck out of here,” she says… Yea-Haw! Hillbilly #Palin2016~ http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bristol-palin-describes-drunken-brawl-to-police-in-new-audio-get-the-fck-out-of-here/

    • Carla Akins October 21st, 2014 at 9:02 pm

      And….what is a thong dress?

      • Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 9:06 pm

        A thong only? Forgetting to dress herself Palin’s said: ‘looks just like a great snowbilly outfit fer yer pappy’s birthday. !~!~Belch buuurpppp~!~!’

        • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:13 pm

          you are so very funny

        • Carla Akins October 21st, 2014 at 9:24 pm

          Sounds cold.

          • Tommy6860 October 21st, 2014 at 9:27 pm

            Well, curiosity got the best of me, so I looked up thong dress and this is the more modest of images I found. I guess as numbskulled as that family is, they don’t feel much of the cold.

          • Star October 21st, 2014 at 9:43 pm

            priceless!!

          • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 9:57 pm

            I bet the thong dress looked more like this one…

            https://lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/fail-thong.jpg?w=490&h=347

      • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:15 pm

        and what kind of a lady discusses her underwear and punches people in the face? She is lucky he restrained her and not knock her out

      • Tommy6860 October 21st, 2014 at 9:24 pm

        IKR?

      • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 9:46 pm

        I thought that’s what I heard too….!
        “thong dress”??

      • Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 9:47 pm

        Willow was trying to pimpout Bristol? ‘C’mon guys! Ok nine dollar each.’

      • tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 9:50 pm

        When you’re out fundraising for your Mom, every minute counts.

    • Anomaly 100 October 21st, 2014 at 9:04 pm

      β€œSome lady with gray hair, who wants to push my 20-year-old sister β€” I’m going to defend my sister,”

      Don’t well have to fend off little old ladies?

      • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:12 pm

        I do not believe a damn thing that entire disfunctional litter says

        • whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 9:31 pm

          ain’t that the truth.

        • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 9:45 pm

          High five to that~!

        • Anomaly 100 October 21st, 2014 at 10:02 pm

          Alcoholics just aren’t credible anymore….

          • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 10:04 pm

            lack of an education, willfull ignorance and pride in there ignorance as well.

          • Anomaly 100 October 21st, 2014 at 10:10 pm

            That too, that too.

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 21st, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Sounds to me like the Palins crashed a party….and low I.Q’s and moonshine got the best of all the hillbillies involved in the ruckus. No surprise here.
    Thanks McCain!

  3. tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    It’s tough being a Palin.

    • whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      nah… stupid comes easy to them.

      • tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 9:35 pm

        Good point.

  4. Red Eye Robot October 21st, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Still no mention of THE VICE PRESIDENT’S coke head son being kicked out of the navy after testing positive for cocaine, good thing his name isn’t palin

    • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:09 pm

      ruhro…the teabaggerbot is OT once again. Use your eyes instead of your big mouth for a change

    • Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 9:13 pm

      Keeping up the PalinBrawl you voted for in 2008! No wonder you lost 53%-47% and in the Electoral College by 2:1 via (D) 365 to (R) 173-Mc’Palin family values YOU were fooled by!!! (Dems don’t claim, nor do they run on faux “family values” horseshit)

    • NW10 October 21st, 2014 at 9:22 pm

      “Look over here!”

      • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 21st, 2014 at 9:23 pm

        Squirrel!!!!

      • whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 9:26 pm

        good one.

      • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 9:43 pm

        Squirrel~!

      • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 9:49 pm

        Don’t confuse him! πŸ˜‰

    • Carla Akins October 21st, 2014 at 9:29 pm

      Not in this article, it’s about something else completely.

    • whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      you think rush mentioned it?

    • Foundryman October 21st, 2014 at 9:34 pm

      I bet drudge or world net daily is saying something about it…see ya…

    • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 9:43 pm

      Off topic.

    • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 9:47 pm

      Dear silly troll,

      That news was also published last week, please keep up.

    • tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 9:49 pm

      If it was, he would have been in a cocaine induced brawl. Oh, wait what was in the limo’s back seat?

    • Anomaly 100 October 21st, 2014 at 10:10 pm

      Yes because the Bidens always go to parties and jump into a brawl like a bunch of snowbillies.

    • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 10:22 pm

      Is your pity party invitation only?..
      Or can anyone attend?

    • ChrisVosburg October 22nd, 2014 at 5:10 pm

      Mr Robot writes: good thing his name isn’t palin

      Track Palin, THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE’S (why are we capitalizing this stuff again?) coke head son wasn’t kicked out of the navy– he was inducted into the army, along with his magic necklace named George, as part of a plea bargain and to get him out from underfoot as Campaign Sarah tried desperately to keep the exploits of her madcap hillbilly-heroin-dusted offspring out of the press.

      So, there’s that, silly robot; but nice, if sort of pathetic, attempt at misdirection anyhoo.

      And since he is a Palin, and not to be outdone by Bristol, Track went on to knock up his girlfriend, Britta Hanson, marry her, and quickly divorce her, in that order, and all in the space of couple years. Things happen fast up in Wasilla Holler, huh?

  5. tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    a drunken palin klan crashes a party, gets angry and beliggerent when no one wants them there so they start a fight. They are lucky no one pressed charges.

    • Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 9:19 pm

      When’s the next Palin Brawl? I wanna go so bad! With my iPhone recording…

      • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:21 pm

        I will give you a buddy pass and we will go with phones,cameras and laughter

        • Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 9:26 pm

          Great! Best to livestream from above. They may s l o w l y catch on /*~Drones Away~*

      • Foundryman October 21st, 2014 at 9:29 pm

        You know, it’s really amazing there aren’t any phone videos of this…

        • Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 9:39 pm

          SarahPAC spent a fortune buying and silencing any evidence. The PD’s scrubbed audio record is the only survivor for “the Congressional Record!!” Breaking Palin’16~ released this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbR2lXjYRbg

          • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 9:41 pm

            Now that’s funny..
            Even if it is in mandarin..

          • Carla Akins October 21st, 2014 at 9:46 pm

            that’s fabulous.

          • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 10:08 pm

            ROFL

            Is that for real? Where did you find this video from?

          • fancypants October 22nd, 2014 at 12:18 am

            sometimes this video group gets it right. I like watching them

    • tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 9:35 pm

      Sarah no doubt gave away some TV residual money to hush that up.

      • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 9:38 pm

        No doubt, I am sure she the host paid for all the problems her disfunctinal litter caused

  6. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 21st, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    Drunken brawls with backwoods rednecks would never be a national story if it weren’t for a desperate senile old senator’s incredibly poor judgement. Dare I say his dangerous judgement in placing such stupidity and incompetence within reach of our highest office. He should never be forgiven for his recklessness.

    • Dwendt44 October 22nd, 2014 at 12:46 am

      On the other hand, had she not been picked for a national ticket, the arrogance wouldn’t be so high in her and her tribe.

  7. NW10 October 21st, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    Yet the right wing were willing to let this white trash from Alaska into the White House. Such excellent judgment of character!

    • neworleans878 October 21st, 2014 at 9:56 pm

      Many of them still would. Scary, ain’t it?

      • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 10:01 pm

        Indeed….

    • whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 10:01 pm

      the repukes running are trash.

  8. forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    Half Governor’s version of her Alaskan Hillbillies family involved in a violent fight is completely different from the actual police report, this must be her own gibberish version.

    Can you even imagine this family being in the White House?

    The White House Police Force phone rings

    • whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 10:00 pm

      just when it was getting good, that’s it. more more. what happened next?

      • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 10:03 pm

        I’m still waiting for a video tape.

        I was hopeful Putin video taped the entire violent fight from his porch and was negotiating with TMZ.

  9. forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    What an embarrassing family! http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1309/9752/original.jpg?w=600&h

  10. forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 9:56 pm

    Except for her youngest child, the rest of the family are violent and abusive.

    And she has no shame to make up her own version.

  11. whatthe46 October 21st, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    such a vulgar young lady.

    • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 10:04 pm

      Use of profanity must be normal in that family.

      • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 10:06 pm

        Imagine the outrage if the Obama daughters had been wearing “thong dresses” and not even been involved in an obviously drunken brawl..

        • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 10:07 pm

          Oh ……… that would have been the end of the world.

          • StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 10:07 pm

            Cause for “impeachment”~!…
            πŸ™‚

          • forpeace October 21st, 2014 at 10:09 pm

            No impeachment, but imprisoned for sure.

  12. StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    White trash on display..

  13. StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 10:14 pm

    Not looking good for my KC Royals tonight..
    5 to 0, Giants on top, but it is only the first game…(and it aint over yet)..
    Go Royals!

    • tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 10:34 pm

      chin up, they will win

  14. William October 21st, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    Hmmmmmm this gives me a great idea for a reality show. BRB, gotta call CBS

  15. tracey marie October 21st, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    drunken trash bursts into a party uninvited and starts a fight…I wish someone would press charges

    • Intolerantcentrist October 22nd, 2014 at 1:15 am

      …along with the cell phone video

  16. Obewon October 21st, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    OMG! Here’s a lot more snowbilly audio from the PD with voices of Sarah, Bristol, Willow and Todd Palin makeup all kinds of fantasy excuses on why they were thrown out by the homeowner (Leaving out that Bristol punched the party host 6 times in the face!) C’mon lets go! “Why am I still here?”-$P http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/10/wild-details-have-emerged-from-the-palin-family-brawl/

  17. Intolerantcentrist October 22nd, 2014 at 12:58 am

    Sometimes the merciless obligations of being influential political performers can become overwhelming.

    The Palins, on the other hand, will never have that problem…

  18. allison1050 October 22nd, 2014 at 2:55 am

    Strictly trash the entire Palin family…being in the WH I don’t think so. Can you imagine them starting a brawl at a state dinner?

  19. Alfred Smith October 22nd, 2014 at 6:36 am

    Putin called in the noise complaint from his front porch in Russia.

  20. Anomaly 100 October 22nd, 2014 at 8:42 am

    Can someone tell me what a throng dress is?

    • Boehner-Monkey October 22nd, 2014 at 11:45 am

      It’s what hillbilly females wear to Church and parties.
      It’s sort of a Brittney/Federline sort of thing.

      • Anomaly 100 October 22nd, 2014 at 11:50 am

        Aw, thanks for answering. I was very confused. I must live a sheltered life.

    • ChrisVosburg October 22nd, 2014 at 12:15 pm

      A dress with a throng in it. Crowded in there.