Duck Commander: ‘Bible And Guns Brought Us Here’
[su_right_ad]Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson is campaigning for his nephew, Zach Dasher, who is running for congress.
Dasher — the Duck Dynasty clansman who blamed the Sandy Hook massacre on Richard Dawkins and claimed “YOLO” was an atheist conspiracy — released a campaign advertisement featuring his famous uncle…
In the short video, “Duck Commander” Phil Robertson can be seen sporting an assault rifle in one hand and a tattered copy of the Bible in the other.
“Hey Louisiana,” he begins. “Bibles and guns brought us here, and Bibles and guns will keep us here. Zach Dasher believes in both, that’s why I’m voting for him.”
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Satan is just around the corner with the Atheists and Muslim’s and look at the White House with 7 Muslim Brotherhood Cabinet Members; so The Duck Dynasty looks very good for me…
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 1:40 pm
Oh I get it…you’re lonely and out of your mind aren’t you? You’re going to write some more stuff to troll and have your dismal need for recognition satiated now aren’t you?
Anomaly 100 October 30th, 2014 at 1:42 pm
Hey everyone. You see this guy Ralph? He’s voting. Be sure to get out and vote in November, because the other guys are a little cray cray.
edmeyer_able October 30th, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Face it if Obama had been the guy slipping tongue to the guy in the picture you’d be calling for impeachment…oh wait, you do anyway.
Budda October 30th, 2014 at 1:51 pm
….if the Duck Dynasty looks good to you, you might be a goober.
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 2:05 pm
No God in Tennessee Urban Legends say this is the real deal. In fact, the principal of the high school has been asked for “reprints” of his speech.
At a Tennessee Football Game—not a joke.
Christianity is now the target of persecution…
THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS!
GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS THIS AND PASSES IT ON.
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL CAN SEE THE PROBLEM, BUT OUR SOCIETY CANNOT.
Tennessee Football
This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School, Kingston,
Tennessee, by school principal, Jody McLeod
“It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.”
Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at
this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it “an alternate life style,”and, if someone is offended, that’s OK.
I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, “safe sex.”
If someone is offended, that’s OK.
I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a “viable” means of birth control.”
If someone is offended, no problem…
I can designate a school day as “Earth Day” and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess, “Mother Earth”, and call it “ecology..”
I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as “simple minded” and “ignorant” and call it “enlightenment..”
However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated.
This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical.
Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments.
Nevertheless, as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree.
For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical.
I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally.
I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression.
For this reason, I shall “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s,”
and refrain from praying at this time.
“However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to bless this event, please feel free to do so..
As far as I know, that’s not against the law–yet.”
One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray.
They prayed in the stands.
They prayed in the team huddles.
They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer’s Box!
The only place they didn’t pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America-the Seat of “Justice” in the “one nation, under GOD.”
Somehow, Kingston, Tennessee,remembered what so many have forgotten.
We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the Freedom FROM
Religion Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains!
JESUS said,”If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will
be ashamed of you before MY FATHER..”
If you are not ashamed, pass this on I’m not one bit ashamed to pass this on, are you?
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 2:23 pm
the other Sir Issac
Budda October 30th, 2014 at 2:25 pm
You really are one demented individual.
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 2:36 pm
Just a good Christian…
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Is that Bob Ross?
Budda October 30th, 2014 at 5:33 pm
I don’t see any “Happy little Trees”…so probably not Mr. Ross.
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 5:38 pm
So it is Gordon Lightfoot then?
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 3:02 pm
George Lucas?
oh wait i know…GORDON LIGHTFOOT!
am I right?
Dwendt44 October 30th, 2014 at 4:01 pm
You may call yourself a christian, but by the self imposed standards they set, you fail. You are NOT a ‘good’ christian. You a lair and a deceiver. and the truth is not in you.
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 4:04 pm
As I recall strike the log out of your eye, only God can Judge another; Satan will only Deceive and destroy…
CMathues October 30th, 2014 at 5:31 pm
Just so you know Ralph….the cast of Duck Dynasty are members of the Church of Christ….unless you are a member of said church….you are going to Hell in a handbasket, so tell me, which version of Christianity is right?
I really want to know because I am a spiritual person who loves God, Jesus, Allah, The Universe, My Higher Power….but still can’t find the “right” church….they all keep tellig me I’m going to hell!
mea_mark October 30th, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Like you are trying to deceive us? You said … White House with 7 Muslim Brotherhood Cabinet Members. That is not true. Are you in league with Satan? Are you the wolf in sheep’s clothing spreading deceptions and lies in an effort to stir up fear and hate? Question your own soul and judge yourself before you expect anyone here to take as anything more than a hypocrite.
Budda October 30th, 2014 at 4:03 pm
That’s what I said.
William October 30th, 2014 at 2:56 pm
Look Ralph, I’m the last one to criticize someone’s choice of alcohol, but you should understand that moonshine is sometimes made in old tractor radiators and might have a lot of lead particles.
http://youtu.be/KvIPNiTRHEI
Bunya October 30th, 2014 at 2:05 pm
What to do you mean “might”?
R.J. Carter October 30th, 2014 at 2:27 pm
Well, tell Aunt Bee “Goober says ‘Hey!'”
craig7120 October 30th, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Scared little old man
I can tell you’re not a vet.
Afraid of devils, atheists and muslims? I bet you’re scared of just about everything.
Don’t worry, plenty of brave libs, atheists, muslims have died so you can type on a keyboard in a country that will defend your freedom to be scared.
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 3:17 pm
How glad that I am in your opinion not a vet::: I was a War Vet during the Koran War and “Graduated 20 years and 27 days” with an Honorable Discharge… I am a “Triple Dipper” also retiring with 26 years with American Airlines and Social Security for beginners… Also As president of CSS Corporation, designed and developed the Parallel, Triple, and Quadruple Runways to allow Simultaneous Approaches To Raleigh Durham(Parallel), Atlanta(Triple), DFW(Quadruple) and Denver(Quadruple)… “I Have Been There Don That!”
craig7120 October 30th, 2014 at 5:16 pm
My apologies, you obviously have something mentally wrong. Being scared of devils, atheists & muslims in such away, that you see them around the corner ain’t sane.
I feel bad for you, sorry for mocking your disability.
Ralph October 31st, 2014 at 10:34 am
https://www.youtube.com/embed/JOaiP7ZbfbI
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Ralph October 31st, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Hail To The Chief…
Annie October 30th, 2014 at 8:02 pm
The Koran War? Freudian misspelling?
Dwendt44 October 30th, 2014 at 4:14 pm
Man? Sounds more like a spoiled child; maybe a 13 yr. old one.
Pilotshark October 30th, 2014 at 2:19 pm
Hello Ralpie, can i call you that? thanks i knew i could.
can you name the 7/ Thanks
wow the Muslim Brotherhood, who are they?
guess the biggest question is why are you so afraid of your own shadow?
Thanks
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 3:07 pm
The Muslim Brotherhood has enjoyed a comfortable position in the thick of White House Policy, being directly involved in policy making and privy to classified information sitting even on the Presidential Cabinet as a Department of Homeland Security adviser. As of September 4th, the Muslim Brotherhood was down one cabinet position as one of the most outspoken Muslim Brotherhood members on Twitter, Mohammed Elibiary, resigned his position.
* Abedin, Huma: Deputy Chief of Staff to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
* Abunimah, Ali: Vice president of the Arab American Action Network
* Al-Hibri, Azizah: U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom
* Al-Mansour, Khalid Abdullah Tariq: Patron of Obama during 1980s
* Al-Marayati, Salam: Representative of the U.S. government at the annual Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe conference
* Alikhan, Areef: Department of Homeland Security
* Arab American Action Network: Received money from Woods Fund when Obama was board member of Woods Fund
* Barack H. Obama Foundation: Headed by President Obama’s half-brother, who oversees the Muslim Brotherhood’s international investments
* Asbahi, Mazen: National Coordinator for Muslim American Affairs (during 2008 presidential campaign)
* Elibiary, Mohamed: Homeland Security Advisory Council
* Husaini, Minha: National Coordinator for Muslim American Affairs (during 2008 presidential campaign)
* Hussain, Rashad: Special Envoy to the Organization of the Islamic Conference
* Khalidi, Rashid: Professor of Middle East Studies at Columbia University
* Magid, Mohamed: Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) Countering Violent Extremism Working Group
* Mattson, Ingrid: Invited by Obama advisor to work on the White House Council on Women and Girls
* Mogahed, Dalia: Advisory Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships
* Obama, Abon’go Malik: the older half-brother of Barack Obama
* Patel, Eboo: Advisory Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships
* Said, Edward: Professor and Arab activist who was keynote speaker at 1998 fundraiser attended by Obama
* Shora, Kareem: Homeland Security Advisory Council
* Shora, Nawar: Senior Advisor to the Civil Rights and Liberties Office of the Transportation Security Administration
Dwendt44 October 30th, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Several of those are not in the administrations in the first place, and secondly, just being a Muslim doesn’t make you a member of the ‘brotherhood’. Grow a brain.
mea_mark October 30th, 2014 at 6:34 pm
He is to busy spreading lies and deception for Satan to think straight.
whatthe46 October 30th, 2014 at 6:46 pm
“grow a brain.” that’s going to be a challenge.
Roctuna October 30th, 2014 at 5:42 pm
The closest you get to a cabinet member is Ms. Abedin. The lady’s been vetted 8 ways from Sunday and is loved and respected by noted peacenik and brotherhood member John McCain. The rest, uh-uh. Some govm’t employees, the rest private citizens. You know, it’s not only old white guys that get to work in or participate in the government.
mea_mark October 30th, 2014 at 6:35 pm
You lie and work for the dark one, begone before I banish thee.
William October 30th, 2014 at 2:40 pm
Hmmmm. This rhetoric is very familiar. Could it be Jerrys-drunk-again?
Yes of course Duck Dynasty motivates you. Now, would you be so kind as to provide a link, article or some other credible evidence that identifies the 7 Muslim brother hood cabinet members?
We’ll wait. I know it must be true, because a REAL Christian wouldn’t bear false witness.
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 3:00 pm
SO I gotta ask which one of them has that booty that wont quit?
William October 30th, 2014 at 3:02 pm
You’re killing me.
mea_mark October 30th, 2014 at 1:41 pm
I read it like this. It makes so much more sense. — “Bibles and guns [ignorance] brought us here, and Bibles and guns [ignorance] will keep us here. Zach Dasher believes in both [ingorance], that’s why I’m voting for him.”
Ralph October 30th, 2014 at 1:52 pm
If it were not for Guns and Bibles; you and I would be speaking German today… So much for your history; but I forgot that you were one of those “Pot Smoking Wood Stock Idiots” of the 1960’s.
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 2:03 pm
Oh good you stuck around, I was hoping you would. If there were no guns or bibles chances are slim that we would be speaking German. ( stupidest statement of the day award) First of all the American Natives would most likely still be in control of this continent. Second without that fiction you call the bible we would probably all be a lot happier without the notion of superiority and scraping for the pissed out gifts of a usurper deity. If your looking to be rude, delusional and small while you wave that blood drenched banner for your corpse god then be ready to reap the weight of the hate it truly deserves.
OldLefty October 30th, 2014 at 2:18 pm
If it were not for Guns and Bibles; you and I would be speaking German today
_______
What hooey.
The Jews of the Warsaw were armed as well as the Iraqis in Saddam’s Iraq.
But if you DO believe that, you better get a fighter jet and a Bradley.
rg9rts October 30th, 2014 at 4:26 pm
Nah he has his Bass Boat and his JC Higgins AR 15
arc99 October 30th, 2014 at 3:02 pm
spoken like a typical beer-swilling right wing reactionary idiot of the 21st century
Jack E Raynbeau October 30th, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Bibles had nothing to do with victory.
rg9rts October 30th, 2014 at 4:24 pm
Better that the douche bag Birchers of the 50’s Who still have trouble with english
jasperjava November 1st, 2014 at 12:29 am
The Germans had guns and Bibles too.
tiredoftea October 30th, 2014 at 1:55 pm
“Yes, Louisiana voters, I got mine, Zach got his and he’s going to keep you from getting yours. Stay poor, Louisiana!”
Pilotshark October 30th, 2014 at 2:11 pm
TGOP motto
We have Ours, We Want Your`s, Screw You All!
Bunya October 30th, 2014 at 2:12 pm
‘at’s right, Loozeeana, Grab yer shootin’ iron an’ kill alla them thar sinners out there. Cain’t have no homasexeals an’ foreigners stinkin’ up yer fine state, makin’ y’all look bad in front of republican Jeebuz!
r_dale October 30th, 2014 at 2:20 pm
I agree with him. Blind belief in christianity has created a class of bigots and haters, and blind belief in guns has created a dangerous, deadly society. Both have gotten us where we are today; steeped in ignorance and fear, and with 30,000 people a year killed by guns.
Spirit of America October 30th, 2014 at 2:46 pm
“…us where we are today,,,”
Would that be the greatest nation on earth, in all it’s history… the nation that is first to send help to other nations, be it a natural disaster or freeing an occupied nation(s)…the nation that landed on the moon… the nation that gives more in charity per capita than any other nation as well as its government?
Nothing, no person, no nation, no man-made thing is perfect but this nation is w/out a doubt the best thing going.
My view.
M D Reese October 30th, 2014 at 2:56 pm
That’s what it looks like when you wear blinders and hearing protection, anyway.
Spirit of America October 30th, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Not sure I understand your meaning. What what looks like w/blinders/hearing protection?
Dwendt44 October 31st, 2014 at 1:27 am
It means, I’m guessing, that you see only what you want to see instead of the truth.
Spirit of America October 31st, 2014 at 3:07 am
Ahh, rgr, thx.
Wrong guess.
Dwendt44 October 30th, 2014 at 3:49 pm
And NOT based on religion much less christianity.
CMathues October 30th, 2014 at 5:12 pm
The greatest nation on earth….in all it’s history…are you kidding me?
Perhaps you mean the nation that brutally displaced an entire race of indigenous people. Maybe you are talking about the nation that
enslaved an entire race of people that didn’t even ask to be here. Oh I get it…you mean the nation founded on equality, oh wait that was equality for white males only. Where is this great nation you speak of?
This nation is the best thing going? Geeze, you don’t get out much do you?
Spirit of America October 30th, 2014 at 6:30 pm
Oh good lord, what drivel. Keep those actions in context of when just a bit, ok?
Roctuna October 30th, 2014 at 7:12 pm
So genocide and slavery are OK if it’s the right time? You’re sick. My view.
Spirit of America October 30th, 2014 at 7:16 pm
Nope, according to today’s standard, neither is right(nor did I say so), I said put it into context of the time, which you seem to judge by today’s standard, even while leaving out sooooo many other nations did same and even more. You want to hate the usa so much you give up using common sense.
My view.
Roctuna October 30th, 2014 at 8:05 pm
So moral issues are contextual? That’s the kind of relativism that liberals are accused of.
Spirit of America October 31st, 2014 at 3:06 am
I see part of the problem. Actually, when I said “in all it’s history”, I was referring to earth’s history.
Maybe my fault, improper use of comma?
Roctuna October 30th, 2014 at 5:48 pm
“the nation first to send help to other nations” It seems you’ve forgotten that we’d still be speaking the kings english were it not for the money, arms, supplies, navy and officers provided by the French. I suggest you read something besides a compilation of fairy tales, such as a book of US history.
Spirit of America October 30th, 2014 at 6:29 pm
LOL LOL, um, yea… we weren’t a nation but a few years total… I suggest you use common sense.
Roctuna October 30th, 2014 at 7:02 pm
As expected, you totally miss the point.
Spirit of America October 30th, 2014 at 7:14 pm
I didn’t miss it, you didn’t state it. What you did state was history of how we received help(and thus exist), not addressing modern history pertaining to my statement.
M D Reese October 30th, 2014 at 2:55 pm
And yet they’re scared witless by a germ…
Khary A October 30th, 2014 at 2:25 pm
read his books they aren’t racially biased and the make believe stuff is actually attainable.
M D Reese October 30th, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Mark Twain said something similar–to the effect that the best cure for christianity was to read the bible. “Bible Study” is one of the word’s greatest oxymorons–emphasis on the “moron” part.
Dwendt44 October 30th, 2014 at 4:03 pm
Louisiana, right? The David Vitter crowd. Connects with hookers and gets re-elected.
This candidate is endorsed by an admitted pedophile and will no doubt win his election.
rg9rts October 30th, 2014 at 4:20 pm
Who is this idiot??? Why is he getting coverage ??? Looks like an escaped buffalo hunter in dire need of a bath and delousing
fancypants October 30th, 2014 at 7:45 pm
should we be so lucky to see the bible rewritten again ?
Warman1138 December 6th, 2014 at 10:37 pm
No matter how hard they try, inbreeding simply doesn’t work. The genetic damage almost always produces failed organisms such as the Duck Commander. Incapable of rational thought and recognizing reality they would perish in a world not geared to reward complete and total incompetence. A perfect example of the Peter Principal when applied to fame and fortune.