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December 19, 2014 4:45 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

A southern Indiana minister whose church teaches that gay sex is a sin was accused of soliciting gay sex at a park. Gaylard Williams (I’m not making his name up. I think it’s Fabulous), pastor of Praise Cathedral Church of God in Seymour, was arrested for allegedly approaching a man parked at a lake, squeezing his genitals and asking to perform oral sex.

[su_center_ad]The man told the 59-year-old pastor that he was “barking up the wrong tree.”

According to WLKY, the man took down the pastor’s license plate and called the police.

Towleroad reports:

Williams allegedly left the scene after the victim acted like he was reaching for a gun. Police later found gay pornography in the pastor’s car.

According to ‘Church of God’ beliefs, homosexuality is a sin, also, “We will engage in those activities which glorify God in our body and which avoid the fulfillment of the lust of the flesh.” And of course, marriage is between a man and a woman.

Williams said he was taking the porn back to someone else.

Watch courtesy of WLKY:

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Image: Gaystar News.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

41 responses to Anti-Gay Pastor Arrested For Grabbing Man’s Genitals, Soliciting Oral Sex

  1. FrankenPC . December 19th, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    My head’s spinning from the snark possibilities. I can’t think. My mind…overloaded.

  2. causeican December 19th, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    So he was taking someones porn for a little ride. That can be a sticky situation.

    • Suzanne McFly December 19th, 2014 at 5:20 pm

      Ewwwww lmao

    • tracey marie December 19th, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      omg that is great

    • CHOCOL8MILK December 19th, 2014 at 6:32 pm

      http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/shwgrl.gif

    • tiredoftea December 19th, 2014 at 8:04 pm

      Only if he raptures.

      • causeican December 19th, 2014 at 8:27 pm

        Oh, god YES!

  3. Suzanne McFly December 19th, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    No way!!!!!! Someone who believes gays are blasphemous is actually gay?!?!?!?! Well now he is free to live as who he truly is, right? What a dumb ass, I looooooves me some karma.

  4. Khary A December 19th, 2014 at 5:56 pm

    For me the weirdest thing about all this is his approach. You just walk up to a guy and squeeze his package?!? Who raised you?

    • FrankenPC . December 19th, 2014 at 8:43 pm

      In some of the neighborhoods I’ve lived in, that could get you killed.

    • granpa.usthai December 20th, 2014 at 12:52 am

      believe me when I say I’m just as frustrated as you, some guys have all the ‘luck’ while others are just inching by.

  5. Jones December 19th, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    There’s nothing unusual about this story…except maybe his name.
    Edit:
    There’s nothing that surprises me about this story…

    • granpa.usthai December 20th, 2014 at 12:56 am

      never returned any of my use to be friend’s gay porn.

      that’s weird!

      WTH did he think his ‘friend’ would do if he didn’t?

      stop the dance in the airport restrooms?

  6. CHOCOL8MILK December 19th, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    LOL, “taking porn back to someone else”. You know you have a true friend when he/she promptly returns your porn. Honestly, hasn’t he heard of the internet and something called Google?

    • tiredoftea December 19th, 2014 at 8:03 pm

      Be fair, he probably has a black friend, too.

      • whatthe46 December 19th, 2014 at 9:56 pm

        HA!

    • granpa.usthai December 20th, 2014 at 12:48 am

      oh that’s just great! -now it’ll take me ‘forever’ to upload!

  7. ExPFCWintergreen December 19th, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    No worries. He’ll just “pray on it” and have “deep conversations with his family” about how he is being “attacked” by the “liberal media” and will explain how it was all *research* into his new pray-the-gay-away program.

    • Hirightnow December 19th, 2014 at 7:58 pm

      “I have sinnnnnnned….against youuuuuuu.”

      • Larry Schmitt December 19th, 2014 at 8:09 pm

        I was wondering where Jimmy was all these years.

  8. Denise December 19th, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    Do as I say, not do as I do.

  9. Guy Lauten December 19th, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    Classic example of how wonderfully religion represses sexuality and creates havoc with peoples’ lives.

  10. tiredoftea December 19th, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    Ohh, my. Could Sony write a better story?

    • Guy Lauten December 19th, 2014 at 8:08 pm

      We’ll never know because someone threatened to hold their breath ’til they turn blue if Sony releases the story.

      • tiredoftea December 19th, 2014 at 8:09 pm

        So, that’s how Adam Sandler keeps getting work, who knew!

        • Larry Schmitt December 19th, 2014 at 8:10 pm

          I thought I was the only one who couldn’t stand that no-talent little twerp.

          • Guy Lauten December 19th, 2014 at 8:17 pm

            oh no, the line is long…

          • Larry Schmitt December 19th, 2014 at 8:20 pm

            You wouldn’t know it from the money his movies rake in.

          • tiredoftea December 19th, 2014 at 8:56 pm

            No, I almost couldn’t type his name without having a fit.

          • rg9rts December 20th, 2014 at 1:07 am

            You are not alone…

  11. Candide Thirtythree December 19th, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Gaylardass Williams. Only people who are rabidly anti-gay are the ones hiding their own gayness, straight people don’t even think about what gay people are doing and couldn’t care less.

    • Guy Lauten December 19th, 2014 at 9:13 pm

      Repression of something simple like a bad memory can create all sorts of problems for a mind. Repression of something as basic as one’s sexuality can – and often does – destroy lives. It’s really very sad. They never had a chance. Ain’t religion wonderful?

  12. Guy Lauten December 19th, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Now that I think about it: Who the hell names their kid Gaylard!??? Mind boggling.

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  14. whatthe46 December 19th, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    don’t cha just love it.

    • Hirightnow December 20th, 2014 at 1:04 am

      Chik-a-boom

  15. Hass December 20th, 2014 at 12:14 am

    Republican Peter King? Yeah, I thought so;)

    • rg9rts December 20th, 2014 at 1:08 am

      Looks like him too

  16. granpa.usthai December 20th, 2014 at 1:01 am

    just goes to show that not all gays are for getting married I reckon.

  17. rg9rts December 20th, 2014 at 1:02 am

    Its amazing what these thumpers try to hide…wasn’t it Swaggart that had the porn in his car too??

  18. Banned_From_Breitbart December 21st, 2014 at 10:53 am

    “This must be made illegal… so that I can stop.”