Conservative Twitter: Praise God, Merry Christmas And Impeach Obama

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December 25, 2014 4:43 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

While we gathered with friends and family, eating an amazing meal, some of us celebrated the life of Jesus Christ, others celebrated the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[su_center_ad]It’s all good. For each religion or non-religion, there’s something symbolic today.

For example, Republicans praised GOP Jesus while calling for Obama’s impeachment, because tyranny and stuff.

 

Watch me say it: Merry Christmas!

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Give Glory to God and kill everyone:

Merry Christmas to everyone, no matter what your political leanings are. Oh, and Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi! [su_csky_ad]

Image: Forward Progressives.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

52 responses to Conservative Twitter: Praise God, Merry Christmas And Impeach Obama

  1. searambler December 25th, 2014 at 4:48 pm

    Always a kkklassy group, those conservatives…..

  2. Jake December 25th, 2014 at 4:51 pm

    Sometimes i think Conservatives have exactly the same faith in jesus Christ as I do.

    TAX the CHURCHES!

  3. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 4:59 pm

    i’m debating with myself. should i say “GOD bless the stupid” or not.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 5:37 pm

      The ‘stupid’ are too important to leave to a single god..
      That’s why I always use “the gods”..

      • whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 5:44 pm

        HA!

  4. Maxx44 December 25th, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    “My Jesus says for us to impeach Obama and kill all of the evil people in the USA! Jesus is Lord”

    And the RWNJs think Muslims are blood thirsty religious fanatics!

    • Republicans_are_Evil December 25th, 2014 at 8:44 pm

      I do hope someone sent that tweet to the authorities. We need to lock up these right wing criminals.

    • MrKoyote December 26th, 2014 at 2:38 pm

      I have a Facebook friend who has cerebral palsy, and limited mental capacity. Lately he’s been posting crap just like this all over the internet. I’m not sure whose feeding him this shit. But that’s what they do. They prey on the ignorant and those with lower intelligence, and not much education!

  5. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    As a lifelong atheist, isn’t it about time we took the christ out of Xmas?
    It’s not like these so called “Christians” actually follow the teaching of their imaginary messiah.
    And they do not seem content with shoving it down everyone else throats..
    But I can play along with the charade, and wish everyone a Merry Christmas, if that’s what it takes to placate their needs.

  6. Eric Trommater December 25th, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVok167KJPw

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 5:31 pm

      Been a long time since I have seen Betty Bowers`!

    • Dwendt44 December 25th, 2014 at 5:43 pm

      Hey, that guns loaded!!

    • fancypants December 26th, 2014 at 1:14 am

      retailers war on black friday customers ( still unaddressed by fox news ) to date

      http://youtu.be/9ZOTo1K_Kp0

  7. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 25th, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    Praise Dog and send Cheney to the Hague!

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 5:54 pm

      Woof~!

    • MIAtheistGal December 25th, 2014 at 5:57 pm

      A big Ramen to that!

      • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 5:59 pm

        “Ramen”~!

  8. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Obama was elected president 2 times and is doing a damn good job at that, why do these racist idiots think he gives a flying shit what they say or think. he’s in the white house, brushing it off.

  9. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    he’s sitting in the white house, having been elected twice, not giving a flying sh’t about these idiots. they think about him a hell of a lot more that he thinks about them.

  10. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    I know it’s the holiday..
    And things are a little slow on our favorite site..
    This might be a good time to share some music, (my passion)..
    If no one minds..
    I’m going way back in my time machine for this one..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0N6TfU54o8&index=120&list=FLd7xLvM5DtriMX01H65n0nQ

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 8:11 pm

      Him and Warren Zevon…two of the best musicians of their kind.
      (How to describe “their kind”, now, is another matter…)

  11. Larry Schmitt December 25th, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    Can someone tell me who is preventing anyone from saying Merry Christmas?

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 6:07 pm

      There must be a pro Christmas warrior who has the answer…
      But I know of no one..:)

      • Chinese Democracy December 25th, 2014 at 7:35 pm

        Bill O knows

    • Anomaly 100 December 25th, 2014 at 7:10 pm

      Merry Christmas!

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 8:10 pm

      Evil Hollywood Liberal Jews?

      Sharia-law touting Muslim terrists fresh from the Mexican border?
      Gay Boy Scouts?
      There HAS to be someone…

  12. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    The lovely Iris DeMent and John Prine.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5axlwCBXC8&list=FLd7xLvM5DtriMX01H65n0nQ&index=114

    • Anomaly 100 December 25th, 2014 at 7:09 pm

      One of my favorites since an old (and banned) reader of ours turned me on to it ages ago on FON.

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 8:07 pm

      Saw him in the 80s…best 18 dollars I ever spent. (Don’t get me wrong…Genesis was good, too, but I didn’t get all teary-eyed at their show.)

  13. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    One more from me…
    Alone again..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYVDN27CrOo&list=RDvyNkS0HCroo

  14. VIsidore` December 25th, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    Please tell me book, chapter, and verse where Jesus said, “Impeach Obama.”

  15. Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    All that Christian love, just shining on through….gives me a warm feeling right…right here.

    • Larry Schmitt December 26th, 2014 at 9:27 am

      He didn’t, and it’s Obama’s fault.

      • Larry Schmitt December 26th, 2014 at 3:03 pm

        That was supposed to be under Visidore’s post.

  16. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 8:10 pm

    Whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WWp67DsTk4

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 8:13 pm

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifeVbK8b-g

      • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 8:15 pm

        Veronica…….
        Reminds me of my great aunts that raised me…
        beautiful song..:)

        • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 8:16 pm

          My first introduction to Mr. Costello…catchier than a lot of his stuff, but no less of a song for that.

  17. FrankenPC . December 25th, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    Screw these jerks! Happy New Year everyone!

  18. Chinese Democracy December 25th, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    His Majesty!

    • whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 10:37 pm

      nice.

  19. jasperjava December 26th, 2014 at 12:15 am

    KKKonservative RepubliKKKans are nothing more than a fascist ultra-right-wing hate group.

    Anyone who still identifies as a “conservative” has to accept that many of their fellow-travellers are nothing but right-wing racist trash. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

  20. rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 1:43 am

    There is nothing as revolting as parading your ugly in public..

    • whatthe46 December 26th, 2014 at 2:23 am

      What’s equally disgusting is the fact that the
      ones who put that stupid sh’t on their lawns are so comfortable in assuming
      that everyone in their neighborhood is of like mind. The other disgusting fact is that, they are probably right in
      their assumption.

      • rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 3:07 am

        You hear no complaints from the power company..

        • whatthe46 December 26th, 2014 at 3:35 am

          i’m wondering if there were any complaints from the city. the guy that put up the zombie nativity was paid a visit. this is just so sad.

      • rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 3:10 am

        We seem of like mind…I have a site that is non political but rather a place to decompress with people of a similar temperment.. .. let me know.

        • whatthe46 December 26th, 2014 at 3:34 am

          sure thing always willing to try something new.

          • rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 5:32 am

            http/www.marliesplace.com/?page_id=2476
            many 46 editions lurk or stop in say I sent you

  21. arc99 December 26th, 2014 at 9:09 am

    Looks like I have no choice.

    My new year’s resolution will be that effective immediately, I will subject all professed conservatives to “profiling”.

    I will presume that any and all conservatives are mean, spiteful people with ugly hearts until they demonstrate otherwise.

    and a bountiful solstice celebration to you all…

  22. tracey marie December 26th, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    how do rednecks explain to their kids, the disrespect and absolute filth that some of the displays show towards the President?

  23. greenie_61 December 27th, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Classic example of why the “christian right,” is neither.

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