Michigan Republican Official Fatally Shoots Self While Adjusting Bra Holster
[su_right_ad]Christina Bond, a Florida precinct delegate, died New Year’s Day, but new details were just released.
“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon,” St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp said.
According to an obituary published by Florin Funeral Service, Bond joined the U.S. Navy out of high school, and served two terms as an active Military Police. She was an administrator for the Road to Life Church, and an “active member of the Christian Motorcycle Association.”
The obituary described Bond as being “on FIRE for the LORD.”
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Anomaly 100 February 18th, 2015 at 10:02 pm
“FIRE for the LORD.”
There’s just too many jokes there.
Mike February 18th, 2015 at 11:08 pm
So she was cremated…?
fahvel February 19th, 2015 at 2:47 am
in a flash
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 5:02 am
snap, crackle, pop!
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 5:02 am
It’s too easy with that much material to work with.
dave-dr-gonzo February 18th, 2015 at 10:22 pm
From “on FIRE for the LORD” to “being fired upon by the Lord.”
Yeah, that whole bra holster thing worked out well, praise Jeebus!
whatthe46 February 18th, 2015 at 10:28 pm
that’s KARMA for ya.
Mike February 18th, 2015 at 11:11 pm
No harm done, she only killed herself and not an innocent person. One less crazy a$$ ammosexual republican “on fire for the lord” won’t be missed.
Kris Chringle February 18th, 2015 at 11:49 pm
hey Mike, you’re a disgrace to the Democratic party. It’s no wonder moderates, such as myself keep a far distance from the slimebag Dems.
Mike February 18th, 2015 at 11:58 pm
You wouldn’t be saying that if she killed your kid instead of herself.
Kris Chringle February 19th, 2015 at 12:19 am
mike, mike, mike. You’re comments are reserved for one distinct group. I don’t show any pride toward myself whatsoever. BUT, I don’t like when people are repeatedly attacking the same people.
fahvel February 19th, 2015 at 2:46 am
interesting comment, “I don’t show any pride toward myself”. Seems reasonable since your utterings demonstrate that there is no one else with any feeling of pride towards you either.
majii February 19th, 2015 at 4:27 am
The old adage, “if the shoe fits, wear it” is an appropriate reply to your, “BUT, I don’t like when people are repeatedly attacking the same people.”
No one is responsible for them repeating the same failed behaviors except themselves.
If you don’t like them being criticized for continuing to embrace failed behaviors, you have two options:
1. You can try to convince them to change their behavior, or
2. You can stop associating yourself with them.
If you choose #2, problem solved.
Kris Chringle February 21st, 2015 at 4:33 pm
The last time I checked, Conservatives were adamantly opposed to Radical Islam, as well as Communists. While Progressives only want to attack conservatives rather than anyone else. This is why I’m very anti-progressive. They’ve got tunnel vision. And their only obsession is criticizing conservatives. Also, Every Left-winged website is THE SAME. They go through the usual rants of attacking Rush Limbaugh (or whoever). but they never offer any substance of their own. And, although the conservatives are far from perfect, at least they provide something concrete and don’t rely on solely criticizing the opposition.
OldLefty February 21st, 2015 at 5:12 pm
The last time I checked, Conservatives were adamantly opposed to Radical Islam, as well as Communists
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Conservatives are just like radical Muslims and supported and nurtured them as hedge against the USSR.
Now they believe in communism for the rich, boot straps for everyone else.
The Regressives of today wouldn’t know Groucho from Karl Marx, and have nothing BUT divisiveness; dividing the poor against the middle class, men against women, gays against straights, union against non union, blacks against whites, the elderly against the disabled, Christians against Muslims, the browns against the whites, the religious against the non religious…
That is why Methinks thou dost project too much.
Kris Chringle February 21st, 2015 at 10:06 pm
actually, that comment is well-spoken. It seems that although both sides suck, the Conserves sometimes just don’t know any better, while the progressives are deliberately trying to screw things up.
OldLefty February 22nd, 2015 at 7:47 am
Gee.
I thought it was EXACTLY the opposite.
The regressives want to return us to the Gilded Age where Little Johnny has to drop out of the 5th grade because Dad got his legs crushed in a machine, or Grandma got sick, and everyone got paid in company script that could be used only in the company stores.
Kris Chringle February 19th, 2015 at 12:32 am
You know, Mike, this is typical Liberal dogma. This whole debate got started because you joke about this unfortunate accidental shooting. (Note that conservatives rarely use this type of humor which crosses the line). Then suddenly, the conversation shifts into allegations of racism, sexism, and every other ism imaginable. That’s no good.
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 4:38 am
What an idiot. ..took your stupid pill I see
And judging by your counts a troll too
Mike February 19th, 2015 at 10:03 am
I wasn’t joking, I could care less about someone so casual about a firearm they stash one in their bra, and then shoot them self in the face. Her lord will take care of her so what’s the problem…?
Hirightnow February 19th, 2015 at 3:37 pm
“conservatives rarely use this type of humor which crosses the line”
So, you post on a bunch of sites, you just don’t read the RWers’ comments, then?
Then again, you’re probably right; conservatives really don’t HAVE a sense of humor…just hateful attitudes, which they rarely hesitate to share.
Kris Chringle February 19th, 2015 at 4:43 pm
who said I’m a conservative. Nope, I’m not. But, I am an anti-Liberal. It’s somewhat similar to the anti-masons who felt that Free-Masonry was a threat to this country. Personally, I’m not crazy about the republicans either. And, believe it or not, I’m not a libertarian either. This might seem confusing. But, I’m an anti-progressive.
Hirightnow February 19th, 2015 at 5:08 pm
Oh.
You’re an idiot.
My mistake.
Kris Chringle February 21st, 2015 at 9:36 am
speaking of low intellect. It’s amazing when I browse through ‘progressive’ websites. They usually tend to attract an unsophisticated audience. Usually people who speak 1 or 2 syllables at a time.
Hirightnow February 21st, 2015 at 2:48 pm
Whereas “conservative” websites (well,the ones that claim to be, but usually aren’t) misuse half-understood words,parrot certain phrases, and try to control their audience with half truths, innuendo, and a “We’re just like you!” theme that grabs the racist, ignorant goobers by their nose rings, and leads them right where they’ve been told they want to go.
Progressives realize,correctly,that not everyone thinks the same,nor should they. But a consensus should be reachable.
“Conservatives”,incorrectly, just want everyone to be alike, because change is to be feared, and difference and non-conformity should be ostracized.
Meanwhile, there’s a group of power-hungry oligarchs who will happily feed those alleged conservatives the tripe that they desire.
Kris Chringle February 21st, 2015 at 4:15 pm
If that was the true meaning of Progressives, then I would be one. But unfortunately, Progressives are the opposite. As for your claims on ‘racism’, that’s the typical outlash of name-calling against conservatives. In the case of White Advocacy sites, they’re not conservative. And normally, I wouldn’t even show any interest for my identity. It’s not really a big deal. BUT, in light of the fact that organized International Zionists are trying to ruin all Western Nations, I’m gonna try to stop it. That’s why I’ve been visiting Advocacy Sites during the past year. Otherwise, it wouldn’t even interest me.
Hirightnow February 21st, 2015 at 7:16 pm
Holy Hephaestus you ARE a nut!
Goodbye.
Kris Chringle February 21st, 2015 at 9:40 am
Oh man. Those are not conservative websites. I’m not sure whether or not you’re aware, but the Communists are engaged in a full-fledged warfare against all Western nations. So, this warrants some type of action. Or, should I just allow the ‘Globalists’ to destroy these countries with no retaliation? no way. In short terms: There’s reason for these White Advocacy websites.
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 4:39 am
Trull mike, just a common trill
whatthe46 February 19th, 2015 at 12:23 am
why in the hell would anyone want to carry a gun in their bra? and that’s a serious question. that’s just so stupid. it doesn’t even make sense.
fahvel February 19th, 2015 at 2:43 am
and the.lord took her out – hard to feel anything for a dead politician/xian/gun freak/biker chick in florida.
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 4:36 am
Outstanding candidate for the NRA shooter of the month center fold
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 4:58 am
If only her bra had a gun! ;o)
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 4:59 am
She failed the pencil test
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 5:03 am
lol! I almost forgot, Gina told me to ask you for her email address.
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 5:12 am
OK
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 5:14 am
Thanks rg, I ran into her yesterday evening, it had been so long since she and I had talked. I just thought I kept missing her.
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 5:38 am
I screwed up on the address…….add br. at the end for Brazil of course
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 5:39 am
Check mail and add br. at the end for brazil
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 9:05 am
I checked a few minutes ago and it still hadn’t arrived.
rg9rts February 19th, 2015 at 9:41 am
Resent it …cox.net
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 4:55 am
I’m sorry but HAHAHAHA!!!
Mike February 19th, 2015 at 10:05 am
Not by us, at least…
allison1050 February 19th, 2015 at 11:18 am
It’s too funny to forget! ;o)
causeican February 19th, 2015 at 7:29 am
I’m sure she feels safe now.
Fairypuff Phairypuf February 19th, 2015 at 10:40 am
BS alert???
ValianThor February 19th, 2015 at 12:10 pm
The Bond family would like to thank you all for your kind thoughts and generous sentiments, in this, their time of tragedy.
Dwendt44 February 19th, 2015 at 12:14 pm
What a boob!
oldfart February 19th, 2015 at 12:18 pm
truly, god moves in mysterious ways.
Bunya February 19th, 2015 at 2:21 pm
I’m just thankful her stupidity didn’t cost anybody else their life.
Shades February 19th, 2015 at 2:25 pm
Must… Not… Make…Tasteless…Joke!
Hirightnow February 19th, 2015 at 3:32 pm
Go on…
One little joke!
We won’t tell!
whatthe46 February 19th, 2015 at 3:35 pm
lol
Heather February 22nd, 2015 at 4:22 pm
She was military police?! Geez, one might think she’d know the rules of gun safety then.
Heather February 22nd, 2015 at 4:25 pm
Also, why does the headline say she was a Michigan Republican Official, but the story says Florida precinct delegate?