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March 20, 2015 7:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

cologne21n-4-web[su_r_sky_ad]… because nothing says “ready for romance” like a man smelling like fast food.

For hamburger aficionados who want the smell even when they can’t get a bite, Burger King is putting the scent into a limited-edition fragrance.

Burger King said Friday that the Whopper grilled beef burger-scented cologne will be sold only on April 1, and only in Japan.

Sounds too good to be true? It’s not an April Fools’ Day joke, though the company chose the date deliberately.

For hamburger aficionados who want the smell even when they can’t get a bite, Burger King is putting the scent into a limited-edition fragrance.

The limited “Flame Grilled” fragrance can be purchased at 5,000 yen (about $40), including the burger. There will be only 1,000 of them.

Burger King said it hopes the scent would also seduce new grill-beef burger fans.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

9 responses to Worst Cologne Ever?

  1. Roctuna March 20th, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    When someone offers a pasta and meatball cologne I might be interested.

    • dave-dr-gonzo March 20th, 2015 at 7:21 pm

      Chocolate double-fudge chunk ice cream cologne.

      • Roctuna March 20th, 2015 at 9:30 pm

        Probably induce a diabetic coma just from smelling it.

  2. Carla Akins March 20th, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    Yes, yes it is.

    • Roctuna March 20th, 2015 at 9:30 pm

      I’ve known some seriously carnivorous women who’d probably get off on it.

  3. fahvel March 21st, 2015 at 5:25 am

    is this still planet earth?

    • Roctuna March 21st, 2015 at 10:54 am

      Humans can imagine some weird sh*t can’t they?

  4. jybarz March 21st, 2015 at 10:01 am

    “Feed the man meat”, they say, but, I don’t think they mean this way.

  5. fancypants March 21st, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    its not the worst if your dog likes hamburgers
    bff