Obama Hater Arrested For Stealing Vibrator
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When he was taken down to the police station he gave his name as “Obama is a criminal.”
Christopher Hucko, 44, was collared last month after allegedly walking out of a suburban Chicago sex shop with a $48 Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator in his pants…
A quartet of officers confronted Hucko as he left the Lovers Lane store. When cop Anthony Carone asked him “what he had stuffed in his pants,” Hucko replied, “My penis.” Hucko added that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked Carone if he wanted to see it.
A subsequent search of Hucko turned up the pink vibrator “under his boxers.” After removing the stolen goods, Carone reported that, “I asked Chhat got there, to which he replied that he had no idea.” Cops also found marijuana and a pot pipe among Hucko’s belongings.
Later, while in an Orland Park Police Department holding cell, Hucko “stripped completely naked” and subjected police personnel to “comments about his political views and derogatory comments about President Obama.”
After being given a Miranda rights consent form, Hucko signed his name as “Obama is a criminal” on the document.
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